Chad Johnson Goes Home Without Kissin' My Cheerleaders

My heart swelled with enourmous pride on Sunday. The 12th man came with full force and gave the Bengals' offense more problems than they expected. Brian Russel and Deon Grant picked Carson Palmer clean. The run defense stopped the running back eight times for losses. And most importantly, Ocho Cinco came away with nada touchdown celebrations.


In case you missed it, Chad Johnson ran his mouth last week about his possible touchdown celebrations:

"You know what would be a good celebration? To do something using the cheerleaders in Seattle, just walk up and kiss one. I can't get fined (by the NFL) for kissing."

Now, I realize that none of the Seagals know I exist. But dammit! Those are my cheerleaders. Not to mention, I couldn't walk up and kiss one without getting arrested, so why should be able to?

I'd like to personally thank the Seahawks' defense for keeping Johnson out of the end zone. Because if he did this, I know I would have jumped the railing and cold-cocked the motherfucker. It would have been stupid, but I would have defended her honor; I would have gone to jail.

I know this doesn't make sense, but it's right. Right?

The Casing makes the Sausage More Appetizing

OK, this post has nothing to do with the NFL or the Seattle Seahawks, but as you can tell by the content here, most of our readers are men, and we're all pigs, so boar with me.

According to this article on MSNBC.com, the latest ad campaign for Trojan Condoms has right-wingers up in arms, as it has less to do with avoiding terrible diseases, and more to do with not wanting to end up with something equally as terminal: and unwanted pregnancy.

I'll skip the opportunity to waive my lefist liberal flag and hop on the soapbox about the religious conservatives burying their heads in the sand regarding the sexual culture in today's society.

Let's just say if this ad was around in the 70s, teaching hotties that a fresh Trojan makes an otherwise sloppy pig-boy more attractive, I wouldn't have had to spend so much time locked in the bathroom with the latest National Geographic.

Anyhow, click the icon above and enjoy the ad...it features some good looking woman and one lucky dweeb who's gonna get laid.