I Can Now Retire from Blogging

Hello, I would like to introduce you to Georgia, a member of the Seagals. I would also like you to meet her friend, nipple.

lollHawks: Seagal With Pussy!

My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold.

[Cue J. Geils Band]

She was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain. The memory of my Amber could never cause me pain. Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine, and there's my Seagal Amber on the pages in-between!


My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold. My Amber is the centerfold! Amber is the centerfold!

Na, na, nananananna, nananannnana, nananannanaaaaaaaaaaa.....

[J. Geils band - SHUT UP!]

Say it isn't so!!!

The Seattle PI reports that former Seagal eye candy Amber Lancaster has not only moved on (dammit), but she is making a success of things.

It's enough to break your heart. But at least she's true to her team:

"Most recently, I was the national spokesmodel for Makita Power Tools (Miss Makita '05), I was one of the top 5 winners in Maxim's Hometown Hotties Contest '04, I was an NFL Cheerleader for the Seattle Seahawks -- and no, I don't want to talk about the Superbowl :(........I was Miss Hawaiian Tropic USA and Miss Washington Teen USA."

Also, regarding some work she will be doing for Maxim, interviewing Quarterbacks in Pittsburgh:

""Of all places," Amber said of Pittsburgh, still seething over last year's Super Bowl. "I'll spit on the field when I get there.""

Now that's a lady I can admire, inside & out. Possible ring of honor candidate? Maybe. Let just wait and see if there are any nude scenes in her up-and-coming movie roles.

I still love you, Amber. PLEASE COME BACK...

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