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Monday Morning LOLs-R-back

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Seahawks Go Gently Into That Good Night...

As always, click thumbnail image for punchline, then berate author in Comments section.

Happy LOL-o-Ween!

In the spirit of the holiday, click each image to see if it's a TRICK or a TREAT!

Even Milk Doesn't Go Sour This Quickly

As always, click picture for punchline.

The LOLHawks Never Give Up, Never Surrender

Anyone Else Smell Burnt White Toast?

Click Photo For Payoff.

Hey Matthew, Tell Me How My Azz Taste

In case you're not a hoops fan, or you've been living under a rock the past 12 months and you don't get the caption, play the video below.

Farewell to the Seahawks' MVP!

No, this isn't a post about Shaun Alexander, but rather, a send off for the Most Valueable Putz who helped deliver four consecutive NFC West crowns to Seattle by completely sucking as the Ram's head coach.

Besides, I'm off tomorrow for the Holiday so here's your Tuesday LOLz a day early.

Torry Holt Does Full Metal Jacket

It's really strange how I feel today. While I'm elated about the win and the subsequent reboot of the Seahawks' season, I actually feel sort of sorry for the Rams. It's a lingering, sick feeling, sort of like I just stole lunch money from orphans.

I think what capped it was this look I saw on Torry Holt's face in the 4th quarter:



It wasn't constipation. It's wasn't exhaustion. It was the look of someone who was once valued and special, spent the last few weeks fighting and fighting, only to lose all faith, hope and purpose.

Maybe Torry Holt just lacks mental toughness. Douchebag.

[If you don't get the Full Metal Jacket reference, check it out here.]

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This Week in lolHawks: Martyrdom!