Showing posts with label Coaches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coaches. Show all posts

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Seahawks' Defense Gets Upgrades, Tunes Up, Kicks A$$

Like adding high-perfomance parts to a sweet hot rod, Tim Ruskell has been busily upgrading components to the Seahawks' defense. And last Sunday, when defensive coordinator John Marshall finally got to turn the key and fire this baby up, he began making adjustments and tuning this machine into a synchronized force.


What kind of adjustments did Marshall make? While it is noteworthy that the players stayed very agressive throughout the game--hitting hard and attacking the quarterback--there were some significant adjustments to the strategy Marshall employed.

The best way I can describe it is in phases:
  • Phase I - Blitz. It was fun to see all seven of the defensive front running after Carrot Top in a blind rage, but it was the least successful part of the game plan with Tampa netting drives of 20 (shortened by a fumble), 55 (field goal) and 79 (field goal) yards. To his credit, Garcia took the hits on the blitzes and found his receivers, including Galloway for a 49 yard bomb. When they did not blitz, the offense generally stalled. Which is probably why Marshall altered his defensive calls.

  • Phase II - Fearsome Foursome. Having less success on blitz plays, Marshall changed things for the second quarter. Sending just four down linemen against Garcia proved to be just as much pressure as blitzing - and dropping linebackers into coverage gave him no quick options to bail out to. He began hesitating, looking for receivers, and then looking for receivers on the run. This effective balance between pass rush and coverage resulted in failed drives of 24 (punt), -3 (punt), and 31 (end of half) yards.

  • Phase III - Pounding into submission. This was the most fun part of the game for me to watch. By the time the third quarter started, the defense settled into their strategy, got progressively more comfortable with their assignments, and began hitting ball carriers with reckless abandon. It has been years, maybe even going back into the eighties, since I have seen a Seahawks defense play with that kind of physical agression. Massively hard hits to Cadillac and Carrot Top sent them to the sidelines, snuffing out the offense like a Kevorkian patient.
    I sort of enjoyed Williams' reponse, via Bucs Beat:
    ""It was a tough blow," Williams said. "Initially, my thought laying on the ground was, "Oh, man, I've broken my ribs.""....

    "Williams said he had difficulty breathing and sleeping Sunday and Monday and struggled to get out of bed....

    ""Monday morning, it was like I could barely breathe or cough or make a certain movement," Williams said."
    'Nuff said. For this phase, the Bucs managed drives of 4, 0, 19, and 8 yards, all resulting in punts.

  • Phase IV - Clock Killer. Usually you hear of winding down the clock with the offense, but the Seahawks brilliantly accomplished this with the other squad. The Bucs found themselves down by 14 halfway through the fourth quarter, and out comes the full-panic pass attack. It would have appeared that the Seahawks let up as the Bucs gained 56 yards in nine plays, but something different was at work here. (1) The deep ball was completely covered, (2) Garcia was still short on time in the pocket, and (3) the Seahawks allowed them to complete short little passes, and nothing more, which kept the clock running. This ate 4:17 off the clock until Tatupu punched the ball loose and Jennings recovered. It was the last time Tampa got their hands on the ball. All the while, Seattle's defense was in complete control, just giving out enough rope for them to hang themselves.

It's been a long time since I've been this impressed with a Seahawks defense. Clearly, the linebackers are more comfortable with the secondary behind them, and can just go full throttle without hesitation. No longer do we nee safeties way out of place -- even on a reverse, they are right there on assignment.



This season is gonna be good.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Cheer Up, Charlie - You've Got a Golden Ticket

I just have a tiny bit to say about the Charlie Frye trade: He's coming from an abysmal situaltion in Cleveland. His line sucks, the coaching sucks, (they pick their starter with coin flip? IDIOTS!!!) the city sucks, and he would eventually be replaced by an ambiguously gay Brady Quinn.

Now he's going to a legit Super Bowl contender, the best QB-mentoring head coach in the business (with three hall of fame students in his wake), and just the right amount of time behind the 1st and 2nd string QB's in front of him to develop into a damn fine, prepared QB.

I had this idea to point out the similarities between Charlie Frye and Charlie the lame orphan kid that takes over a whole fucking chocolate factory, but I got sidetracked when I found this classic clip you see below.

It's much better than anything I had to write anyway.

Here's to Frye making the best of this golden freaking opportunity!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Great Coach Tirade Medley

Ahhh, I miss the sights and sounds of the regular season. The beer. The screaming fans. The cheerleaders. And -- pissed off coaches.

Click and enjoy this great NFL Head Coach Tirade Medley, with such timeless classics as:

  • Herm Edwards, 2002: "HELLO! We play to win the game!"
  • Bill Callahan, 2003: "We are the dumbest team in America."
  • Jim Mora, 1996: "We did diddly-poo."
  • Mike Ditka, 1999: "NEXT!" and "What do you care?"
  • Jim Fassel, 2000: "We're raising the ante."
  • Jim Mora, 2001: "Playoffs? Don't talk to me about Playoffs!"
  • And of course, Dennis Green, 2006: "THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE."

Good times.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

David Kircus Can Blow Smoke Up Mike Shanahan's A$$

So here's the story: Broncos receiver David Kircus got in a fight after a party in the Denver suburbs on May 20. He allegedly punched a man in the face and sent him to the hospital looking like a hockey player. Kircus now faces a second degree assault charge that can give him two to six years in the sodomy shack.

But he's innocent, or so he says. He even convinced Mike Shanahan it was self defense by telling him he's willing to take a polygraph test, and subsequently passing.

The result? According to ESPN.com:

"If he flunked the test, he would not be with us," Shanahan said. "He wanted to take the test. He said, 'Coach, if I flunk it, I won't be on this football team. If I do pass it, I'll be on this team.' I said, 'Hey, that's fair enough for me.'

"Anybody that wants to go in there and take a lie-detector test where his career is based on whether it comes out positive or negative, I've got a good feeling" that he defended himself in the fight, Shanahan said.
Mike Shanahan, you've been duped. Anyone can pass a lie detector test. Dumbass.

I can see it now -- David Kircus jumping on the internet and finding antipolygraph.org, and finding everything he needs to know to beat the machine. It's all right there. Take note of some of these facts provided on their site:


And why in the hell wouldn't Kircus give it a shot? If he's found guilty in a court of law, he'll lose his job. If he fails the polygraph,, he'll lose his job. If he manages to get a successful test, he supposedly keeps his job either way, and may even score some points in public opinion.


I thought Shanahan was smarter than that.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Rank and File: Hire a Head Coach

Imagine yourself the owner of a brand-new NFL expansion football team. You have a new state-of-the-art stadium, a roster full of good players and a staff full of 20 year-old blond bimbos with DD cups and dentures.

You're just missing one thing - a Head Coach.

To solve the problem, NFL commissioner Richie Cunningham made a rediculous offer to you - in exchange for just one of your 20 year-old blond bimbos with DD cups and dentures, he will arrange it so you can have any coach you want, even if you have to pilfer him from another NFL team. The only caveat is that they must either be currently coaching or have served as a coach in the last five years.

Since not every coach will be willing to move, he asks that you give him a list of five coaches, in order of preference.

What would your list look like? Write it in the comments.

Remember, this is a business. Leave your sentimental favorites out of it and pick a winner.

Here is my list:
  1. Bill Belichick
  2. Mike Holmgren
  3. Tony Dungy
  4. Sean Payton
  5. Lovie Smith

If you say 'Scott Linehan', you're gay.