For those new to the site, this is a weekly feature where we grab a picture or pictures from the news and provide our own caption in the comments section.Click on the picture to see a larger version of this image from St. Louis Rams training camp, and then click the green number to the right of the title above to add your caption!
New St. Louis coach Scott Linehan oversees the official start of Rams training camp with the traditional "all player circle jerk!"
ReplyDeleteIt's so cute when they line up for slaughter like that. To bad we can only beat them twice a season.
ReplyDeleteYou stole my idea. Again.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, it's not that hard to come up with another one...
ReplyDelete"Knowing that competing for the NFC West is out of the question, new head coach Scott Linehan spends most of training camp playing DUCK-DUCK-GOOSE!"
Now come on ladies! Breathe and push, breathe and push!
ReplyDeleteYa cain't lick the competition if ya cain't lick yerselves fellas, and we play the Cardinals and the 49er's twice, so you know there will be some lickin' goin' on, now stretch!
ReplyDeleteAlso wanted to point out, blue jersey, right side, second from top, looks like Urlacher (sp? who cares) kind of, "I pooped my pants, yay!"
so why is Leonard Little (91) sitting alone?
ReplyDeleteAnybody for a game of "Whack the Weasel?"
ReplyDeleteListen up men a couple announcements. The betting pool for when Leonard will run someone down while drunk has been posted in the cafeteria. Also there's a jar for his futrue legal defense fund. Finally, neck braces are being distributed to help the entire city look the other way at his next "set back".
ReplyDeleteRather than face another year in the doldrums of the NFC, new Rams coach Linehan prepares his team for 8 man rowing competitions, regretably with typical Ram efficiency.
ReplyDeletenice one HiH2O!
ReplyDeleteand I like how you tied the comment into your handle, well done indeed!
"Attention ladies! What you are in right now is called a line!"
ReplyDelete"Hey #69 -- you're rotated 180° the wrong way both horizontally and vertically!"
ReplyDelete"Team, it was incredible! Yeah, the site blows, but this post about a 'magic hat'--wow! That chick was kinda straining and hunched over like this, and her face was all 'unngh'... I'm going back to that site tonight. Now, team, bend over and give me two!"
ReplyDeleteAs the team does a groin stretch, Scott Linehan looks down, and feels like a man for the first time in years.
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"Alright gentlemen, who switched our playbook with the kama sutra!"
Oh, TWM, how I missed you.
Who wants to check my prostate?
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Man, half of you look alot better with clothes on...I swear, when I had you doing drills nude, I saw some muscle strains I didnt know existed...
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Duck...Duck...COBAG
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There is a rumored Blue Sasquatch running around, vandalizing St. Louis...if any of you see it, let me know...or let Leonard here know, as hes good at killing things...
The Rams' new defensive formation, the Lotus Position, is pretty much limited to short yardage situations.
ReplyDeleteI have to apologize for my lame comment. It is the worst one by far. The rest of these are really funny!
ReplyDeletedon't be too hard on yourself Mike...
ReplyDeleteThe Rams, ten minutes into the first practice for their eagerly anticipated "American Flag Revue" halftime show, realize they need several more red-jerseyed QBs to make even one stripe.
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