You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?
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Seriously, why are you a-holes blitzing in the preseason? Are you trying to hurt Matt? Fake punt, seriously? Onsides kick? And again? WTF? Preseason Dungy, and tell fatty Tuna that too.
So WHAT if I need two belts to keep my pants up. You got a problem with that, whippersnapper?
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I can't believe it...that Manning kid really plays well when there's no pressure. Really, the difference between pre-season Manning and post-season Manning is just incredible.
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What do you mean the pre-game buffet is closed? I don't care that this is the second quarter, there's got to be something left...I"LL LICK THE GRAVY TUB!!!
Alba, I'm not the feedback whore you are--that AOL link of yours made me a tad embarrased. Had I known my initial effort would garner that much pub, I'd have actually edited the damn thing.
Yea, that's right zebra, I called you clowns out in Seattle last year, the NFL let me walk, what are you gonna do, flag me again? Daddy wanted a boy and you're the best he could do?
I got your offensive holding right here, Levy!
ReplyDelete"COME GIT IN TA MA BELLY!!"
ReplyDeleteYou talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?
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Seriously, why are you a-holes blitzing in the preseason? Are you trying to hurt Matt? Fake punt, seriously? Onsides kick? And again? WTF? Preseason Dungy, and tell fatty Tuna that too.
So WHAT if I need two belts to keep my pants up. You got a problem with that, whippersnapper?
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I can't believe it...that Manning kid really plays well when there's no pressure. Really, the difference between pre-season Manning and post-season Manning is just incredible.
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What do you mean the pre-game buffet is closed? I don't care that this is the second quarter, there's got to be something left...I"LL LICK THE GRAVY TUB!!!
Belt, belt,
ReplyDeleteEverywhere a belt,
Blocking my scenery,
Chafing my pelt
See, I can wave my hands around like Peyton Manning too...big freakin deal...snap the ball already!
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteHow can you tell I'm cold?!?!
See Shaun, I told you I could do the Michael Jackson, Heeeeee Heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Oh, yeah, Madden? You wanna rum? You're on, sucka... Preseason Paunch-Off 2006 starting NOW!"
ReplyDelete(For you South Park fans...)
ReplyDeleteLou, lou, lou, I've got some apples...lou, lou, lou you've got some too!
what do you mean you're out of manziers?!
ReplyDeleteApparently Bill Parcells got the last one!
ReplyDeleteAlba, I'm not the feedback whore you are--that AOL link of yours made me a tad embarrased. Had I known my initial effort would garner that much pub, I'd have actually edited the damn thing.
ReplyDelete/not a caption, BTW
Yea, that's right zebra, I called you clowns out in Seattle last year, the NFL let me walk, what are you gonna do, flag me again? Daddy wanted a boy and you're the best he could do?
ReplyDeleteHolmgren: Hey, hey ref, the deacon wants to see you.
ReplyDeleteRef: The deacon, who the hell is the deacon.
Holmgren: My deacon yo mouf muthafucka, hahahahahahahaha.
WOW...these last two are aces. Keep it up fellas.
ReplyDeletewut about my hot dog ref.
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