Tony Romo Swims In a Cruel Irony

Tony Romo has baggage. I can prove it.

In case you missed it, consider the plight of Miss USA Rachel Smith. At the Miss Universe competition, she walked down the runway and dropped to make a snail track pap smear brown suckermark moon pie right-smack-dab in the middle of the stage.

To her credit, she got right up and never lost composure. Here's the video:



Then comes the time when Miss Smith is to draw out card out of a fishbowl, to see what judge gets to ask her a mindless question. Amid a chorus of a Mexico City hometown heckling, chanting and a chorus of boos, what judge does she draw? As if her luck isn't shitty enough, she picks judge number one, Tony 'Butterfingers' Romo, quarterback of the future with the Dallas Cowboys.

This is where Romo goes for the jugular. The ASSHOLE OF RECORD asks, "If you could go back and relive one moment in your life, what moment would you pick, and why?"

As if nobody was thinking about her glorious ass kissing the glossy stage moments earlier.

See it for yourself, and listen to the obnoxious crowd:



Now why would that question be on your mind, Tony? Could you still be laying awake at night, self-basting in your own flop-sweat, thinking about what could have been?

I have a question for you Mr. Romo... If you could go back and relive one moment in your life, what moment would you pick, and why?

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE!!!