Monday Morning LOLs-R-back

Click Picture and Prepare to LYAO!

Seahawks Go Gently Into That Good Night...

As always, click thumbnail image for punchline, then berate author in Comments section.

Happy LOL-o-Ween!

In the spirit of the holiday, click each image to see if it's a TRICK or a TREAT!

Even Milk Doesn't Go Sour This Quickly

As always, click picture for punchline.

Your Candidate Sucks!

With a hat tip to PunditKitchen.com for the Po-LOL-itical cartoons above, we invite the 12 Seahawks Way readers to vent their political views and humorous slings and arrows about the "other" candidate.

(I'm really just trying to provide a playground for these topics now that they're taboo over at www.SeahawkBlue.com!)

Let's See If Tim Ruskell Can Take A Hint

Hat tip to my buddy Fulchalin and his new avatar over at SeahawkBlue.com


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Anyone Else Smell Burnt White Toast?

Click Photo For Payoff.

Hey Matthew, Tell Me How My Azz Taste

In case you're not a hoops fan, or you've been living under a rock the past 12 months and you don't get the caption, play the video below.

More Problems Than Just The Punter

After a humiliating opening day loss in Buffalo, the Seahawks unceremoniously released punter Ryan Plackemiere.

At the risk of telling tales out of school, the problems with the Seattle Seahawks go much deeper than just the punter.

With the 49ers and Cardinals both leading in their late games, the Seahawks will most likely wake up tomorrow two games behind at least one of their divisional opponents.

And of course, they are just one game ahead of the other one, the hapless Rams, who fired their head coach last week. So, if an 0-4 record can get a head coach fired, don't you think that a 1-3 record is enough to justify shit-canning a Defensive Coodinator?

Whether the team isn't paying attention because this is Holmgren's last year, or half this roster all got "old" at the very same time. What better way to jump start the transition to the Mora era than to send John Marshall packing and install Mora as the D.C.?

Somebody's gotta do something. To quote one of my favorite lines from War Games, "I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!"

Something For Your Pole Besides a 12th Man Flag

Let's see what we got here.

Football?
Check!

Beautiful women in lingerie?
Check!

Plastic couch cover, box of Kleenex and a super-sized bottle of Jergens Lotion?
Check!

Thanks to a tip from Bloof and this article on SeattleWeekly we learn that Seattle is the latest to throw its jockstrap into the ring of the Lingerie Football League, deliciously unveiling the lovely ladies of the Seattle Mist.

What else should you expect when the Seahawks drop a home game to the 49ers?

Let's just hope Mrs. Womack doesn't decide to play

If the Seahawks raise a 12th Man Flag as a pre-game tradition, whatever can these lovely ladies do with a giant steel pole to capture the attention of the viewer?

I could go on all night, but that wouldn't leave any puns for our dozens of readers to leave in the Comments section. (see how I cleverly hide that shameless plea for feedback?)

Farewell to the Seahawks' MVP!

No, this isn't a post about Shaun Alexander, but rather, a send off for the Most Valueable Putz who helped deliver four consecutive NFC West crowns to Seattle by completely sucking as the Ram's head coach.

Besides, I'm off tomorrow for the Holiday so here's your Tuesday LOLz a day early.