Showing posts with label Washington Slurs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Washington Slurs. Show all posts

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Do you mind if I change momentum?



Ah, hello there fellow Washingtonians! A swell day for a football game isn't it.

Yes, our team appears to have this game in hand. Two quick touchdowns and a break on special teams. I can't seem to hear this "12th Man" that is supposed to be a big deal.

So, do you mind if I change momentum?

I mean, it could be a fun little experiment. What's the worst that could happen? I'll just push this kick comically wide of the goal!

There, thats done! Look at these latte drinking locals! They are loving that...oh, it tickles me to death; oops! I guess I shouldn't use that phrase around the club now. It tickles me to...well, it just tickles me how much they loved that.

Well, I'm sure that our defense will swing back momentum. Try it boys, its fun! Just swing the 'ol momentum pendulum back in our favor. After all, its only Matt Hassel...

BWAH?!?

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Chris Cooley: Richard Simmons Called, He Wants His Shorts Back

*** REPOST OF AN OLD CLASSIC ***

He's doing it again... A repeat from last season when Redskins TE Chris Cooley caused a stir by sporting some, well... girl's shorts.

There, I said it.


Cooley at the OTA


Last season's horror after the jump...



Thanks be to (ironically) Exreme Skins via JoSCh

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

New Look for NFL.com

At first glance, I love the new softer colors and ease of readabilty of the new site, not to mention the fact that the first time I loaded the new home page, the feature image was of Seahawk Ben Obamanu making a spectacular one-handed catch! (although he got ripped off in the underlying Top 10 highlight reel, placing 2nd to some RedSlur making a tackle sans helmet)

So now, let's start with a top to bottom physical of the new features and design. (click the image to open NFL.com in a new window)

I like the real estate saving listing of the team logos at the top of the site, and notice they're in alphabetical rather than divisional order.

Not sure what the huge wasted white space is just below it, but there sure seems to be something missing to the left of the Free Fantasy Football graphic. My guess is that it will be used for sponsored advertising, which is sad, since it's putting the almighty dollar in a higher position of prominance than the NFL Sheild.

I love the green bar listing the upcoming games, with start date/time and what I'm guessing will be live scoring updates, but was astonished that they only list 14 boxes across. Last I checked there were 32 teams in the league, and even though there's a few bye-weeks on the schedule, there's certainly enough space to fit all 16 boxes on the masthead instead of forcing the visitor to scroll to the right to see the later games.

The use of tabs is effective and not over-done, allowing the visitor to easily toggle between the current Headlines and the My Team page, as well as toggle between the NFL Network and Game Clips video segments.

The My Team area requests your username and password, but it does not include the customary links to a Forgot Password page. I tried to log in unsucessfully several times, and it wasn't until about the 5th attempt that it bounced me over to a Login Help page.

Going Below the Fold

Below the Fold is a newspaper term indicating the lesser stories that are placed on the bottom half of the front page, getting somewhat less exposure. In web terms, this refers to the content that is not immediately viewable when the home page loads, requiring the visitor to scroll down.

There is a lot of additional information available on NFL.com below the fold, none of which is deserving of a higher profile.

There is another application of a tabbed box, again which is effective, allowing the user to select between the standard Fantasy, Spotlight and Voices features of the site.

Even the necessary boxes for NFL Shop and NFL Field Pass are done tastefully and blend in well with the rest of the site, rather than appearing like some used car lot commercial on late night local TV.

The NFL Network box contains an animated graphic, which I generally dispise, but the use of muted colors and the relative importance of the information displayed makes it tolerable.

The Poll Question box seems way too big in reference to the rest of the site, but that's probably governed by the Sirius sponsorship than anything else. The rest of the site features, By The Numbers, This Day In The NFL, Photos and Around The League, are pretty much web fodder, appropriate earning them the lowest spot on the home page.

But that's not all.

At the bottom of the site is a tremendous list of categorized text-based links to NFL Sites, NFL International, NFL Network, NFL Events, NFL Corporate and NFL On the Go. The best of these might be the real live Contact Us link under NFL Corporate, which allows the fan to provide immediate feedback to the League via a web form.

The Subject categories within this area need to be expanded to include areas like NFL Network, Broadcast Network Partners, Officiating, etc., but it's great to have a means to drop Richie Cunningham a quick note to let him know what you think.

I submitted a message regarding NFL Network, and was surprised that I didn't receive a confirmation email. Usually these types of feedback systems have an automated reply telling you your message has been received and thanking you for the input, but adding that personal responses to inquiries cannot be guaranteed.

All in all I think it's a great face lift for a design that was getting a little long in the tooth. Now I'm hoping upon hope that Seahawks.com follows suit.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Piss On The Star

I gotta admire the spirit of these Slur fans. Nothing like singing out vile guestures of hatred to all the kids to keep the Redskins-Cowboys rivalry going.



I wonder if that dude in the middle knows he solos like a 12 year old?

Monday, June 18, 2007

Thinning The Herd

What predators, long winters and suburban sprawl are to the deer popluation, it appears that motor sports, handguns and strip clubs are to the professional football player.

If this were the KSK site, we'd have a cool video of Pacman Jones being slowly consumed by a large-breasted python wrapped around a dancer's pole, or Lavar Arrington being shot out of a canon over the Snake River!

And I better not hear any Arrington wise-cracks out of anyone who took me to task over this piece!