Rolling Stones Cost the Seahawks the Super Bowl

You have to hear it from the lips and strings of DT Craig Terrill.


Stood Up By The Stones

Don't fret about it, Craig. Mick Jagger is an overrated queer who thinks his home is visited by aliens, and even had a UFO dectector installed in his estate. Keith Richards is a walking, singing, freebasing scrotum that one day decided to snort his father's ashes instead of coke.

Yeah, no shit. Those guys are wacked. Just a bunch of hobos with money. And fame. And probably plenty of poon. (Or anus sphincter, in Mick's case.) Regardless, it is the Stones who should be asking for Terril's autograph, not the other way around.

Terrill may be honestly headed in that direction, having just released his first CD, titled "CT", which can be bought for $10 directly from Terrill's MySpace page.

The CD includes 12 songs (all originals) written by Terrill. He's certainly no stranger to music, as he's been playing guitar since the age of 13 and played in the classic rock cover band, "The Strangers", while attending Purdue University. Craig has also performed at the House of Blues in both Chicago and Orlando with The Herding Cats. He also played with Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen's band when they opened for Seal at the Wamu Theater in Seattle. And last season he performed the national anthem prior to the Seahawks' playoff game against the Cowboys last January.

I have to admit, I'm usually a sceptic when it comes to stars crossing over into music, where Miami Vice douchebag Don Johnson owns the title for "Worst. Music. Video. Ever. With Significant Airtime." Hillary Duff and Jennifer Love Hewitt moderately held my interest for three minutes, but I am just as entertained with the TV on mute, and even more by porn. I can actualy listen to Terrill.

What are you waiting for? Go listen to his album. If you've had the privilege of hollering at the opponents at Qwest field, you'll get a charge out of "12th Man Scream."

http://www.myspace.com/CraigTerrill
The Daily Sun: Terrill excels at more than just football

Yeah, The 49ers Had a Crappy 80's Video, Too

I feel much better now. Thanks to this video and a delightful romp in the sack with a very hetero wife, I nearly have the gay taste out of my mouth from that last post.

The the self-proclaimed "Team of the 80's" can look this queer, even with several Hall of Fame players frolicking about, I don't feel so bad about the Blue Wave of '85.



I have to give them credit, though. They didn't try to sing, they just rapped (kind of.) But all the horrible elements are there.

• Cheesy graphics
• Players pretending to blow horns
• Someone pretending to insert something into his orifice
• Someone takes their shirt off for the camera
• Demonstration of a tongue trick
• Someone dancing like a retard (take your pick, but Jerry Rice does it best.)
• Group booty shaking
• Poorly synchronized choregraphy
• Lots of other gay stuff, too many to mention.

Sorry, 49er fans. I had to do it.

Piss On The Star

I gotta admire the spirit of these Slur fans. Nothing like singing out vile guestures of hatred to all the kids to keep the Redskins-Cowboys rivalry going.



I wonder if that dude in the middle knows he solos like a 12 year old?

Sadly, I Have To Agree: The Seahawks of the 1985 Were, Um, Sometimes Unmanly.

I really don't know how to preface this, but part of me wants to die.

Mike Tice has his shirt off. He dances like a paraplegic. Steve Largent is actually clipped--I call it sacrilege. And a steamy shower scene ends in a man blowing on a brass something something.

So, enjoy the video while I put a gun in my mouth.



FYI: This is year Seattle followed two consecutive playoff seasons with an undewhelming 8-8 record. Blleeyyyaaach.

(Found on Kissing Suzy Kolber via Enjoy the Enjoyment via With Leather)

Video Clip Classic, Vol. 2: Why Carl Lewis Never Came Close to Playing Football

Carl Lewis is as gifted of an athlete as the world has ever seen. Among his accolades:

• Ten Olympic medals (including nine gold)
• Ten World Championship medals (including eight gold)
• 65 consecutive victories in the long jump
• Named "Sportsman of the Century" by the International Olympic Committee
• Named "Olympian of the Century" by Sports Illustrated
• World records coming out his ass.

But this bafflingly awful video kills any good karma for the man. Watch it, dammit. Watch it and wish to die.

At first, you think, "this is gay. Lewis must be gay. Gay, gay, gay."

But that's until you see the travesty in the sauna room. Then you want to gouge your eyes out, throw up, and put a shotgun in your mouth. It's not exactly gay, but it's... I dunno... WTF!?!?!