Monday, June 18, 2007

Thinning The Herd

What predators, long winters and suburban sprawl are to the deer popluation, it appears that motor sports, handguns and strip clubs are to the professional football player.

If this were the KSK site, we'd have a cool video of Pacman Jones being slowly consumed by a large-breasted python wrapped around a dancer's pole, or Lavar Arrington being shot out of a canon over the Snake River!

And I better not hear any Arrington wise-cracks out of anyone who took me to task over this piece!

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