Friday, July 28, 2006
The Hour Has Come...
And as he sat upon the camp in Cheney, the 12th man came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of the Lombardi trophy, and of the end of the championship drought?
This Seahawks dude answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall troll in the forums, saying, The Seahawks suck; and shall deceive many.
And ye shall hear of division rivals and rumors of rivals: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the championship is not yet.
For rival shall rise against rival, and conference against conference: and there shall be injuries, and bad calls, and East coast bias, in power rankings.
All these are the beginning of challenges.
Then shall they deliver you up to be disrespected, and shall mock you: and ye shall be hated of all rivals for Shaun Alexander's sake.
And then shall many be offended, and shall behave like trolls to one another, and shall lay smack to one another.
And many false power rankings shall rise, and shall deceive many.
And because bandwagoners shall abound, the love of many shall wane erratically.
But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall see you in Miami.
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