Yeah, The 49ers Had a Crappy 80's Video, Too

I feel much better now. Thanks to this video and a delightful romp in the sack with a very hetero wife, I nearly have the gay taste out of my mouth from that last post.

The the self-proclaimed "Team of the 80's" can look this queer, even with several Hall of Fame players frolicking about, I don't feel so bad about the Blue Wave of '85.



I have to give them credit, though. They didn't try to sing, they just rapped (kind of.) But all the horrible elements are there.

• Cheesy graphics
• Players pretending to blow horns
• Someone pretending to insert something into his orifice
• Someone takes their shirt off for the camera
• Demonstration of a tongue trick
• Someone dancing like a retard (take your pick, but Jerry Rice does it best.)
• Group booty shaking
• Poorly synchronized choregraphy
• Lots of other gay stuff, too many to mention.

Sorry, 49er fans. I had to do it.