Carl Lewis is as gifted of an athlete as the world has ever seen. Among his accolades:
- Ten Olympic medals (including nine gold)
- Ten World Championship medals (including eight gold)
- 65 consecutive victories in the long jump
- Named "Sportsman of the Century" by the International Olympic Committee
- Named "Olympian of the Century" by Sports Illustrated
- World records coming out his ass.
But this bafflingly awful video kills any good karma for the man. Watch it, dammit. Watch it and wish to die.
At first, you think, "this is gay. Lewis must be gay. Gay, gay, gay."
But that's until you see the travesty in the sauna room. Then you want to gouge your eyes out, throw up, and put a shotgun in your mouth. It's not exactly gay, but it's... I dunno... WTF!?!?!