Monday, October 01, 2007

Captain Caveman and Eli Manning, Like, 'Do It' and Stuff

Dear lord.


Dear former 12 Seahawks Street Contributor known as Captain Caveman,

You're such a slut. A cheap slut. When God invented sluts, he thought, "hey, just for the hell of it, let's make one out of green suede and dingle balls," and it was you.


Sincerely,
Bloof


5 comments:

  1. As long as CC doesn't end up in a Brady Quinn photo, all is OK.

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  2. Best part is CC looks cocky and confident, Elisha looks nervous to be in his company. It's ok dude, he only a pseudo celebrity blogger, he'll probably be happy to give you his autograph.

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  3. Eli's got that look on his face that says "I hope this guy doesn't figure out I'm not Peyton!"

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  4. Bloof, I get paid to do this. That makes me a whore.

    Get it right.

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  5. FINE

    Dear former 12 Seahawks Street Contributor known as Captain Caveman,

    You're such a whore. A cheap whore. When God invented whores, he thought, "hey, just for the hell of it, let's make one out of green suede and dingle balls," and it was you.


    Sincerely,
    Bloof


    P.S. Slut.

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