I am just soo pissed. I grew my hair long, got the halter to show off my tummy, and they go ahead and cancel the remake of "To Wong Foo". Bitches! Let me just lay my head on your shoulder and sob for awhile, SugarTits!
I wish Matt were here, with his wavy golden hair. He'd throw me tight spirals all night long, and I'd run deep routes until dawn.That Paris girl he's sometimes with is such a tramp, but someday he'll see the REAL ME. Now, let's go steal some ice cream from the training room and totally pig out. I need chocolate.
Bryant...I can't quit you!
Dude, is fat starting to cover my six-pack?
Distraught about the cancellation of the annual Cardinal's fashion show, Larry Fitzgerald has used training camp to show off his fashion line he calls, "In the out door". Despite being known for soft hands, many teammates are keeping their fun holes covered around Larry.
Even after that hard, tough practice, that lavender body was you used in the shower still smells strong. Your shoulder smells like a spring meadow!
Fitzy, I just don't feel fresh...
The Shirts vs. Skins scrimmage is reduced to 10 on 10, as #11 can't get his jersey past his massive pecs. #80 is not amused--darn it, he really wanted to play!
You complete me!!
You had me at HUT-HUT!