Monday, August 14, 2006

TWM Early edition

Sorry, couldn't wait til Tuesday on this one, it's just too friggin' good!

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I mean for GAWDS sake, WTF is up with this?

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23 comments:

  1. (poetically and romantically)
    Oh, Kurt --
    your hindquarters are like a gleaming, perfectly flat windshield . . .

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  2. Ben: "Phew....man, did we get lucky in Detroit. I'm not sure how you deal with them Seahawks twice a year!"

    Kurt: "Looking in your eyes like this, I just want to kiss you like you've never been kissed before!"

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  3. Captain Caveman8/14/2006 12:15:00 PM

    Check Kissing Suzy Kolber tomorrow morning -- we've got something pretty good cooked up for this.

    Sorry I'm such a whore for that site, BTW.

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  4. Ben: That Brenda. She is no good for you. Let her go.
    Curt: I know...but, I can't...
    Ben: Yes you can. We can run away into the mountains, and start a family. There will be candals and rose pedals, just like we've always dreamed.
    Curt: Will there be....(tear runs down his cheek) daisies?
    Ben: Of course. There will be anything you want. Because I want you, and I'll do whatever it takes.
    Edreggin James (Not shown): Man, you guys are gayer than our recievers! (See last week's TWM)
    Curt and Ben: Shut up Edge. Just because Payton never loved you doesn't mean we can't love eachother!

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  5. Cave - LOL...there's only room for ONE WHORE around these parts!!!

    Alan - for SHAME...as a Seahawk fan you should know that Curt Warner is our Ring of Honor tailback, but it's Kurt Warner who is Brenda's biatch!

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  6. I can't quite figure out Caveman's caption--who is doing the speaking? Warner is married, so I'm guessing Ruthlispburner is the "whore," right?

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  7. Ben: "Ooooh Kurt, have you been doing your finger exercises?"

    Kurt: "Yes I have Bennybear, and I see you've been workin on your Kegels, nice"

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  8. Kurt: "Someday, I swear it, my gold and black blossum, we'll live in a world that understands and accepts our rare, irreplaceable love, one that transcends centuries and causes the cherubim to sing..."

    Ben: "That reminds me! We both play the Raiders this year!"

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  9. I know...I know...I'm the worst Seahawk fan ever...

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  10. I'm wearing a 'helmet' now...

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  11. Kurt: Those scars on your face, they speak to me in a way nothing else has before.
    Ben: Here, let me stretch my face so you can see them better.

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  12. If they hook up do you think they will be called Bennikurt by the paparazzi?

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  13. Cap'n Cav'n
    I was actually attempting to make somewhat of a sarcastic statement on your posting of off-site advertising that, while it did sort of fit the theme of this post, was really not what I, personally, am looking for on TWM.
    That's all. Carry on!

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  14. Kurt: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up
    for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

    Ben: Whoa buddy! Where you goin with that finger?

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  15. Warner: Come on, really...how much did you pay the refs?

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  16. Adp? Why oh why didn't you play me like everyone else?

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  17. Kurt: Brenda...you look so beutiful when you shave your goatee.

    Ben: Man, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm only Brenda when I wear the wig!

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  18. Good thing Warner wasn't hugging Charlie Batch!

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  19. The Credit Card8/15/2006 06:27:00 PM

    the way you're looking at me....PRICELESS!

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  20. The Playing Card8/15/2006 06:28:00 PM

    All I got is a pair of Jokers!

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  21. The Arizona Card8/17/2006 12:43:00 PM

    I Suck!

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  22. The game would have been boring if I didn't have a 29 QB rating. I threw that interception to keep the game interesting. Let's have a nice hug to make Brokeback Hasselback jealous!

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