Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The NFLPA: Free Pac Man!

Don't worry about that season long suspension, Pac Man. The NFLPA has yer back.

Pac Man did a few bad things:
  • Arrested for obstruction of police
  • Arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct
  • Failed to report a February arrest and a March arrest on marijuana possession charges
  • Police have recommended charges against Jones for inciting a fight inside a strip club in February that resulted in a triple shooting and left one man paralyzed.

For his reward, Commissioner Richie Cunningham gave Adam Jones the NFL version of a bitch slap, a one year suspension.

Much to our surprise, the player's union is dismayed. So they wrote a nasty letter:

"Your suspension of Jones without pay for the entire 2007 season is clearly excessive and much greater than discipline imposed upon other players for the same or similar incidents... no player has ever been disciplined by the commissioner for conduct relating to criminal charges while they are pending."

What a load of crap. The commish should be able to fire him for life if he so wishes.

Enjoy the video.

1 comment:

  1. I love that video.

    But I'm pretty sure the dude who plays the publicist is the same guy going down on the banana in the side panel!