You're just missing one thing - a Head Coach.
To solve the problem, NFL commissioner Richie Cunningham made a rediculous offer to you - in exchange for just one of your 20 year-old blond bimbos with DD cups and dentures, he will arrange it so you can have any coach you want, even if you have to pilfer him from another NFL team. The only caveat is that they must either be currently coaching or have served as a coach in the last five years.
Since not every coach will be willing to move, he asks that you give him a list of five coaches, in order of preference.
What would your list look like? Write it in the comments.
Remember, this is a business. Leave your sentimental favorites out of it and pick a winner.
Here is my list:
- Bill Belichick
- Mike Holmgren
- Tony Dungy
- Sean Payton
- Lovie Smith
If you say 'Scott Linehan', you're gay.