Friday, September 07, 2007

Because They Said So: Great Toilet Reading!

Because They Said So is a regular round up of Seahawks news from other sources. We gave it this name because we bloggers have no media credentials and we have to take these people's damn word for it.


Wow, all the fishwrap writers are giving it both barrels now. Every newspaper within 500 miles of Seattle is publishing magazine-worthy feature stories for their special section season preview. So instead of the usual bulleted list of odd little gems, today's BTSS is a compilation of the best full-length articles I can find.

Rather than hurry through them while your boss is looking over your shoulder, I highly recommend printing these articles alongside/underneath your weekly sales reports, putting them together in a manila folder, and spending some quality reading time with them in the shitter. That way you get to take a moment to really appreciate some of the best Seahawks-related articles of the year, and simultaneously let the boss think that you are really so into your job that you bring your work in the can.

HOT TIP: Bring a highlighter and make some meaningless marks on the report, just to make it look good.

TOILET-WORTHY STORIES:

NOT QUITE AS IMPRESSIVE, BUT A GOOD READ ANYWAY:


Damn, all this has me foaming at the mouth for the season opener.

Don't forget the toilet paper.

4 comments:

  1. Mmmmmm....I'd eat her shit just to see where it came from!

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  2. P.S. what's the freakin deal here? Do you hold your posts in Draft mode just waiting for me to post something, and then publish yours a minute later?

    You know how the feedback whore likes to be on top!

    :-)

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  3. I'll let you on top this time so I can see you bounce.

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  4. You didn't have to do that.

    I was just kidding.

    (well, sort of)

    Thx!

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