Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Tuesday's with Morons

OK, in this time of peril, we need a whipping post. This one looks as good to me as any. Enter, Steve Hutchinson. How could he be worth all that money when it's painfully obvious he has absolutly no grey matter from the look on that face?



I'm not playing for the Hawks anymore? D-uhh... I thought it was kinda funny that I kept seeing Johnson on the back of Matts jersey.

MaxHawk, 12 Street Writer


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22 comments:

  1. God I hope one of these microphones isn't a gun!

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  2. or

    Holy Crap! Even I didn't think I was THAT important to the Seattle run game!

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  3. Why is everybody looking at me? Isn't the Seahawks locker room this way?

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  4. It's Halloween...and I'm dressed as a two-faced back-stabbing money-grubbing bastard....how do I look?

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  5. Ummm... Coach told me to talk to you and NOT scratch my balls and that's just what I'm gonna do

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  6. What's all this about? I'm JUST A FUCKING GUARD!!!

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  7. Holy shit, we won?
    Holms is gonna be REALLY pissed at me now!

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  8. ME WANT MEAT!!! ME LIVE IN TWIN CITY, MUCH MONEY, DOUBLE ENDED DONG PARTY WITH SMOOT. FIRE BAD!!! GRRNNNNRRRR!!!

    I got nothing. I don't even hate the guy.

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  9. So like...I went to...heehee...Jack in the Box...right? And I was totally stoned...I might still be......and I, uh, haha, stop it Mike!...damn, where was I? Oh yeah...I ordered like thirty tacos...it was...uh....you know?...um, AWESOME! Yeah...

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  10. Duhhhhh...Excuse me while I shit in my paints.

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  11. LOL, Alan

    "Fourthmeal, dude"

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  12. "What a rare and beautiful seagull that is, soaring above the bleachers in search of a stray morsel!"
    - The Chinese-looking cameraperson in the bottom right, whose focus appears to differ from that of the rest of the horde.

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  13. And why is that guy in the background in the black pants, black shirt and purple hat leading Ken Hamlin around by the Johnson?

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  14. "Well, I thought our offense gave 100% today, I mean we really had a 360 degree turnaround from last week. The offense gave it their all, with Brad contributing 45%, Chester contributing 35%, our recievers contributing 25%, and the O-line adding on another 50% to the effort. Overall, I'd say we had a solid 110% of effort out there on offense."

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  15. He wanted to see if the Johnson fable was true, Alba.
    Now I just have one question. Who in the same hell left the door to the mens club open and let my MainSqueeze in? Damn, now it looks like I'll have to service her double time.

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  16. Now, now MaxHawk. Servicing your MainSqueeze "double time" requires servicing her "single time" doesn't it?? Just need a little clarification on that..

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  17. Good point, I'll have to get back to you on that one, or would that be two?

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  18. I guess it depends on what you are up for. I hear that once is great but twice could kill you.. But that is just what I heard who knows if you are up for the challenge. Scared yet?

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  19. You've got to be kidding me, right? Scared of something soft, warm and wet?

    I'ma football guy, dope.

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  20. Talk is cheap football guy. Put up or shut up !!!

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  21. You have mail.

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