Where YOU get to answer. Reply in the comments.Dear Mr. Bluefoot,
I got cut by the Seahawks the other day. That pretty much sucks. I punted my a** off.
I'm not saying I'm the best ever, but I always gave my best and then succeeded as a punter. Now I'm on the street playing wiffle ball with neighbor chicks.
I haven't given up. I'm revisiting my training program and re-dedicating myself to weird, superstitious habits that all kickers have.
Do you have any suggestions? I really want to get back on the team and take the Seahawks to the Super Bowl.
Regards,
Down-and-out Donnie Jones
Mr. Donnie Jones...
ReplyDeleteYou could always kill off the Bob Whitsitt of Seahawks Street, Mr. BF...
His influence left alot of people in a midlife crisis, such as Josh and Max...
Dont be ashamed about wiffle ball...you're the one getting the chicks and taking full of advantage of your youth...something they long for
You see, when you're in a erm-'drought', you try to make fun of others to make yourself feel better about your midlife crisis...they can't help it...after all, sexual frustration can be a bitch...no chicks, and constant backpains leads to medication...you can see that medication taking affect just by listening to their comments.
Well, Donnie...I (ADP) have to go...i have to go meet TWO HOT FRENCH CHICKS at a theater in a couple hours (yes...its true...but dont let it make you sexually frustrated...remember the drought you are having are different from these neanderthals...you just cant kick...you're supposed to make the sky rain footballs...but its kinda hard when all your kicks keep getting blocked)
PS. HAhaHAhaFUCKINGHA...oh...and im not lying about the chicks...enjoy your 'drought' fellas
Dear Down & Out -
ReplyDeleteNormally when someone is in your situation, friends and family tell you to "keep your head up" and things will work out for the best.
Well, I'm here to tell you the exact opposite. You need to "keep your head down", as in start practicing your field goal kicking.
I know you're a punter at heart, but who are we kidding, being an NFL kicker of any type isn't exactly rocket science!
If you don't mind a change of scenery, and you can kick the ball through the uprights with any relative consistency, then jump in your AMC Pacer and head East to the Meadowlands, and I'll see if I can pull some strings and get you a try out with the Jets.
Your Brother In Feet,
Doug Brien
Posted by Down and Out on the Other Coast
Just remember that if you do make a team, you need to be careful with your celebrations.
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I got a little something that could help you...
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