In the interest of full disclosure, this picture is not from July 4th...it's from the annual observance of the obscure Puget Sound holiday known as "thank god ADP doesn't live here yet!"
Estranged poster ADP, from 12 Seahawks Street, has been spoted high atop the Seattle Space Needle by Homeland Security, lighting off explosives, in an attempt to protest snubbing from NFL analysist that the Seattle SeaHawks get no respect from the sports media in terms of national ranking.
Quoted as saying, "I'ma Blow This Mutha Sky High If The S**t doesn't stop".
Upon further investigation it was later learned the ADP purchased the explosives from a local firworks stand in a box marked "TNT Fireworks", figuring that it would be enough to bring down the Space Needle, when in fact the contents of the package we nothing more than cheap sky rockest, buzz bombs and assorted sparklers.
When ADP was taken into custody, he was quoted as saying, "ESPN Sucks" and "Damned East Coasters".
ADP was arrested and later addmited to a rehabilitation clinic for "Football Junkies" undergoing intense rehab to help him over come his addiction to Seattle football while living on the east coast.
Maybe me an you need to have a go at it to entertain the troops until camp.
Talked to K-Rob while I was there visiting ADP. He says that he misses your leadership at the center. He also says that the place hasn't been the same since you checked out. He also wanted to know if you beat your addiction to Redheads. He suggested maybe taking up Salsa dancing with his sister.
i was offered to go somewhere with another chick today, but i was dead asleep and didnt feel good
i dont trust any chicks...you mentioned a chick cheating on you with your best friend, im not trying to outdo you, but the chick that dumped me on prom night did the same thing...and she also slept wit h my school rival...this all led to my nickname 'Slicer' which becamse 'Slica'...i tried to cut the boys throat with a blade the next day at school...they found out about it, and i was sent to therapy
i guess thats what i deserved though...i never wanted to get with her in the first place, because i had a girlfriend...one of my friends asked her out for me (he didnt know about my original girlfriend), and i was stuck, and went along with it...it all backfired and i ended up being cheated on by one, and got so paranoid, i screwed the other relationship up
ill never cheat again...it pained me when it happened to me, so i never told either chick about what i did
theres a nice story to help get us through the offseason...im guessing this is technically the general discussion thread until the offseason heats up at TC
Hmmm, interesting. I got dissed about a GD thread, and thats sorta what was created here.
Not trying to out do you here, but uh...
I was crab fishing in Alaska. gets pretty rough between the guys out there sometimes and tho I have some doozies about what happened on the ship, Its what happened after we got back in port that is remotly comparable.
While we were still on board, we had a guy that got injured and was bed ridden for the duration of the trip and this lunatic that was fresh out of prison for killing some guy was on board with us.
This guy was a total grease ball and kept torturing the guy who was injured day after day and nobody would do anything about it. It was getting me pretty pissed off at the guy so after we got into port, me and my buddy, Micky grabbed a bottle of Gin and headed down to the docks for some well deserved boozin. Lo and behold, the slimeball shows up and starts talking his smack to me.
I was in no mood to deal with this slime and I had it in my head that the world would never miss this guy and I was just the guy to do society a big favor. Up in the Aleutian Islands, what happens there on dark nights the rest of the world never hears about.
So I go after him with killing rage, as far as I was concerned, the guy had just met his maker and my buddy Micky knew I was going to waste him. well Micky is a big ole boy and he got in between me and the loser and stopped me from doing the dirty deed.
It took him a few minutes to convince me that it wasn't worth it and I tried in vein to convince him it was. he agreed to my point in therory, but wouldn't let me go thru with it.
I later found out that the guy ended up going back to prison for raping and beating some gal pretty bad. Just so happened that when I found out about it, I was with Micky, and all I could do was give him a knowing look that this is one crime that could have been prevented had he kept his big ass outta my way that night.
nice picture...
ReplyDeletecant wait til i move to Seattle
In the interest of full disclosure, this picture is not from July 4th...it's from the annual observance of the obscure Puget Sound holiday known as "thank god ADP doesn't live here yet!"
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ReplyDeleteNEWS FLASH!!!
ReplyDeleteEstranged poster ADP, from 12 Seahawks Street, has been spoted high atop the Seattle Space Needle by Homeland Security, lighting off explosives, in an attempt to protest snubbing from NFL analysist that the Seattle SeaHawks get no respect from the sports media in terms of national ranking.
Quoted as saying, "I'ma Blow This Mutha Sky High If The S**t doesn't stop".
Upon further investigation it was later learned the ADP purchased the explosives from a local firworks stand in a box marked "TNT Fireworks", figuring that it would be enough to bring down the Space Needle, when in fact the contents of the package we nothing more than cheap sky rockest, buzz bombs and assorted sparklers.
When ADP was taken into custody, he was quoted as saying, "ESPN Sucks" and "Damned East Coasters".
ADP was arrested and later addmited to a rehabilitation clinic for "Football Junkies" undergoing intense rehab to help him over come his addiction to Seattle football while living on the east coast.
lol you got it wrong...that was the St. Louis arch i tried to blow up...its not fault if im not as good at blowing as Alba
ReplyDelete(haha got you back!)
as for the Space Needle...that was me and a girl, setting off the fireworks ; )
Posted by ADP
great crackback ADP...and while you're in Rehab, say Hi to K-Rob for me!!!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
hahahaha
ReplyDeletei dont have a comeback...you're one of the rare few that got me, without me coming up with a comeback
congratulations
Cold Alba. Beautiful, but cold.
ReplyDeleteMaybe me an you need to have a go at it to entertain the troops until camp.
Talked to K-Rob while I was there visiting ADP. He says that he misses your leadership at the center. He also says that the place hasn't been the same since you checked out.
He also wanted to know if you beat your addiction to Redheads. He suggested maybe taking up Salsa dancing with his sister.
ha, it just so happens me and the redhead made amends, and ummmm....'amended'
ReplyDeletePosted by ADP
Glad to hear it. Me and the wife patched things up too. a couple weeks later, her grand scheme came to fruition.
ReplyDeleteSee, Reds, are the back up and run ya over again kinda gal. They know we're stupid like that and just can't get enough torture.
keep me posted.
i was offered to go somewhere with another chick today, but i was dead asleep and didnt feel good
ReplyDeletei dont trust any chicks...you mentioned a chick cheating on you with your best friend, im not trying to outdo you, but the chick that dumped me on prom night did the same thing...and she also slept wit h my school rival...this all led to my nickname 'Slicer' which becamse 'Slica'...i tried to cut the boys throat with a blade the next day at school...they found out about it, and i was sent to therapy
i guess thats what i deserved though...i never wanted to get with her in the first place, because i had a girlfriend...one of my friends asked her out for me (he didnt know about my original girlfriend), and i was stuck, and went along with it...it all backfired and i ended up being cheated on by one, and got so paranoid, i screwed the other relationship up
ill never cheat again...it pained me when it happened to me, so i never told either chick about what i did
theres a nice story to help get us through the offseason...im guessing this is technically the general discussion thread until the offseason heats up at TC
Posted by ADP
Hmmm, interesting. I got dissed about a GD thread, and thats sorta what was created here.
ReplyDeleteNot trying to out do you here, but uh...
I was crab fishing in Alaska. gets pretty rough between the guys out there sometimes and tho I have some doozies about what happened on the ship, Its what happened after we got back in port that is remotly comparable.
While we were still on board, we had a guy that got injured and was bed ridden for the duration of the trip and this lunatic that was fresh out of prison for killing some guy was on board with us.
This guy was a total grease ball and kept torturing the guy who was injured day after day and nobody would do anything about it. It was getting me pretty pissed off at the guy so after we got into port, me and my buddy, Micky grabbed a bottle of Gin and headed down to the docks for some well deserved boozin.
Lo and behold, the slimeball shows up and starts talking his smack to me.
I was in no mood to deal with this slime and I had it in my head that the world would never miss this guy and I was just the guy to do society a big favor. Up in the Aleutian Islands, what happens there on dark nights the rest of the world never hears about.
So I go after him with killing rage, as far as I was concerned, the guy had just met his maker and my buddy Micky knew I was going to waste him. well Micky is a big ole boy and he got in between me and the loser and stopped me from doing the dirty deed.
It took him a few minutes to convince me that it wasn't worth it and I tried in vein to convince him it was. he agreed to my point in therory, but wouldn't let me go thru with it.
I later found out that the guy ended up going back to prison for raping and beating some gal pretty bad. Just so happened that when I found out about it, I was with Micky, and all I could do was give him a knowing look that this is one crime that could have been prevented had he kept his big ass outta my way that night.
thats an odd story...something that doesnt happen to many people
ReplyDeleteinteresting stuff
Gumbusto just gave a heads up on SA's situation...im posting a topic