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I read that, that is some weird stuff. "I saw it and I couldn't even cry," she said. "People will see him the way he was." The way he was? He was in a recliner with a remote, beer and smokes, wearing silk PJ's? And he's a Stillers fan? Silk PJ's? I hope he got out a little... without the PJ's.FYI, I am not that big a fan... of anything. If I die, I wanna be buried at sea by angry Boatswain Mates. Posted by JoSCh
I want to be cremated and have my ashes strewn over the site that used to house the Kingdome!!! Posted by alba
i wanna die before i have to face retirement, playing sports is whats kept me alive over the years, and through now, leaving it would devastate me, especially knowing i couldnt do anything about itthats some weird stuff...i saw the headline numerous times, didnt understand it...but never enticed to click on it...definitely not what i was picturingnice to see Josh would of been interested in the guy outside without his pjs off...i thought Alba would of caught thatbut if a joke in this thread is disrespectful, i apologize...no harm meant
SNAP!Good one ADP, it was exactly not what I meant. Posted by JoSCh
but if a joke in this thread is disrespectful, i apologize Are you KIDDING??!!! This entire story is a JOKE!(Well, it's true, but you know what I mean!!!) Posted by alba
Agree alba, any guy who wants this, or any family that does this, is inviting some degree of dark humor, esp in the AFC North. Its funny, even though I am radical anti-death advocate. Posted by JoSCh
I love the "especially in the AFC North" bit. That got me even more than the rest of it. Posted by PaulieP
well, like his Steelers...he isnt going anywhere...
After I die, I want my ashes put in a fireworks tube that blows up when the Seahawks win the Super Bowl.Having said that, my only question is this: Why in the hell does he have the remote? Posted by Bluefoot
He has to be able to mute the announcers. Even super Steelers fan has to get sick of the Rothlejesus love the announcers keep spewing. Posted by PaulieP
Personally, I would just like to be thrown in a hole somewhere when I go, dig a hole dump me in. After all, who cares? I'll be dead and what's the point of paying the outrageous funeral expenses just to bury a carcass? Funerals are lame, have a wake instead, they're way more fun.
"Rothlejesus "Bwaaaaahaahhaaaaaaaaaahahahaaa Posted by JoSCh
I see where you're coming from, monkey, I used to feel that way. But anymore, I really have the urge to blow up in the sky when I'm dead, completely incinerated with no identifiable or locatable remains. If someone feels the need to remember me, I don't want them to visit my grave site. That's just silly. How is being near a buried corpse of someone you held dear actually going to do anything? It kills me how people drive to graveyards and talk to headstones, like being closer to the dead the corpse helps it to hear them better. "Mary, gawd, I miss you", John said, looking at the headstone, wiping a tear from his eye."Get a little closer, John," said Mary in a muffled voice from the coffin, six feet under. "I cant hear you. My ears are rotten."
I can't believe you guys are not calling me out for such a horrible post.