Because I have an overblown sense of potence, I have elected to pick out some nice little naughty bits from the blogosphere this week that I think just didn't get quite enough spooge. I bring it to you 'cuz I'm sexaay.
Pardon me while I rub & run:
- Cleveland's Suffering Second to One: Writer Jeff Gordon outlines the Top 10 Most Frustrated Sports Cities. Tops on the list? Buffalo. But the author doesn't even mention their staus in the title, he just boldly pronounces Cleveland in second place. Saaaad. Once again, Buffalo gets the chance to be number one at something, but it goes wide right.
- Top 10 Cheap Shots: No, this isn't a page out of Alba's little black book. Some dude named Kevin on Sportable outlines the worst of the worst uncalled-for moments in sports history. You'll spend some time on Youtube afterwards trying to hunt these shots down.
- Dolphins Fans Not The Only Ones Doubting Ginn: Matt Mosely catches Miami DT Vonnie Holliday throwing their first round draft pick under the bus. Hmmm, trouble in paradise. Maybe he secretly wishes they picked Brady Quinn while they had a chance, so his loins could be massaged?
- A Hater Nation Mourns: A Raider-esque site makes a passing tribute to Charles Nelson Reilly. Let's just say none of us are surprised.
With that pile of baby batter, I leave you with the Money Shot --
Cheerleaders and Band Geeks Get Knocked the F#$% Out!!!