Monday, June 11, 2007

Ocho Cinco Loves the Head-o Start-o

Displaying speed that amazed eight year old boys everywhere, Chad Johnson has actually done it (kind of). He raced a horse and won (sort of).

Never mind that he only had to run half the distance as the horse.

Get a load of the race footage, and the interview:

After easily beating the handicapped horse, Johnson proclaimed his next conquests:
"Floyd Mayweather, you're next. I want to fight you. I'd like to take Kobe and LeBron one-on-one. Jeff Gordon, we can take a couple laps. ... Now it's my time to take over the race world."

We can only guess how he is going to handicap them.

Will he insist that Mayweather fight with one hand and hop around on one leg? Will he go one-on-one against a blindfolded Kobe? Will he make LaBron play with Bruce Bowen tied to his back? Will Jeff Gordon be forced to drive an ice cream truck around Talladega?

I guess that's how he makes the headlines, being ridiculous. And here I am writing about him--hook, line and sinker.

1 comment:

  1. I'd buy the Mayweather/Johnson PPV. Wait, did he specify Junior?