Friday, June 08, 2007
How Do You Know When Devon Boddie Is Lying?
There's an old joke that goes "how can you tell when a car salesman is lying?"
The punchline: "His lips are moving!"
Watching the video on WAVY.com of Michael Vick's cousin try and defend himself and his peeps, that old joke can be paraphrased as "How can you tell when Davon Boddie is lying....he sways from side to side!"
Even after being asked to stand still for the camera, Mr. Boddie spends the next 10 minutes or so saying "it is what it is" about 100 times and swaying worse than the cast of Pirates of the Carri bean.
Unfortunately, in this country, where you're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty, once you or someone on your behalf jumps in front of a camera and start denying stuff, you automatically appear guilty as sin.
Couple this video with the reports on PFT that the Feds have found dog remains on the property, Ron Mexico may be the next big name player to get the business end of Richie Cunningham's new personal conduct policy.
Of course, it could all be an intricate conspiracy cooked up by the Federal government against this apparent druggie and lowlife piece of trash, because we all know how the Government likes to go after cousins of famous people.
Hey, aren't Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie cousins?
See what I mean!