The point of this post is rather simple. A gay men's website called TOWLEROAD (are they sure they don't mean TOWEL ROD?) features a series of ass shots of Seattle Seahawks' newly acquired DE Patrick Kerney. Presumably the pictures are taken last season, when he was still with the Falcons. More pictures after the jump.
But that's not all - this isn't the first time the site has ogled over Kerney. Back in '05, they did the same.
But wait! There's more! The following quotes are actual comments from actual gay TOWEL ROD readers:
- Baby oh baby! Let me AT that Patrick Kearney!
- Usually I try not to go all crazy, but the fact that you can see his jockstrap hugging his butt makes me lose all my motor skills
- that man's ass is OUT OF CONTROL!
Thanks for making me drool on my keyboard!
- Damn I'd let him tackle me any given sunday!
- Yeah, that is one incredible backside. Tight-end? Wide-Receiver? Woof!
- Cracked walnuts, anyone?
- His pants are so soaked through with sweat that you can see the strap of his jock too. HOT!
- Is he mixed race?
- The guy on the left (in the first pic) is cuter, IMO. But damn! that ass ....
- Sweat, arms, and a TIGHT ass. What else could a man want?
- I want to drink him
- You have never lived until you've had your dick sucked in Kerney's hyperbolic chamber!
- Your dick swells up in that chamber. It gets to be twice its normal size. So you can imagine that Kerney can pack a punch in that thing. I need 12 stitches, but it was worth it.
- lawd. tito needs a tissue.
- I hate to be crass-but why not.
Remember the old saying 'do you have any Italian in you? Do you want some?
Lord-yes I did.
- Wow, talk about a tight end that just won't quit! That is nice. Now he can do a two point conversion in my end zone ANY day of the week! Who has more info on this boy??
- Go Seahawks! =)
- Holy bubble butt, Batman! That's a killer piece of ass!
- I went to boarding school with Pat Kerney. Community showers, boys! He is nicer on the inside than the out.
- Damn! I live in Seattle and knew nothing of this hotness...time to get Seahawk tickets.
- SHIT! This must be how it feels before you have a stroke!
There were a lot more (and much more crude) comments, but I think you get the drift.
Now, before you start giving me a load of shit, i.e., "How did you get these pictures, Bloof? How long have you been browsing gay web sites, Bloof? When are you coming out, Bloof?" FUCKING SPARE ME. I can explain. I subscribe to this thing called "Google Alerts", where I receive emails from Google notifying me when their Googlebots find new material with keywords I specify. This was found with the simple phrase "Seattle Seahawks." So there.
Allright, here are the rest of the pics. I gotta go take a shower. I feel dirty.