If you don't know what this is about, don't worry it. It would take more to explain than I have the desire to type.
But if you know who Matt Ufford is, a.k.a. Captain Caveman, and you know his relation to this site, this will mean something.
Funny, he looks exactly like I had pictured, minus the mullet.
Special thanks to Ms. GOssiP via With Leather