Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Immaculate Intoxication

Hi, my name is Ben Rothehshslbbrraaaaap! I got soooo wasted the other night, and now some #$%& posted pictures of me on (hic) pictures of me on (hic) I'M ON DEADSPIN, BABY!!!





Link to the article...

This seems like a good time to say...

GO SEAHAWKS!!!
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/31/2006 07:42:00 PM

    I wish I was Ben Rothelis-whatever. That guy can pull tons of tail, especially at Miami of O with all the liquor. And cash. And fame and talent and stuff. I hate Ben Rothelis-whatever. But I wish I was him.

    That is a recent pic, right? He didn't get the beard until this years playoffs. Yeah, I can see that they are pretty focused on the game. Nice pick Cow-whah. 

    Posted by JoSCh

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  2. Anonymous1/31/2006 08:40:00 PM

    Maybe we don't know it yet, but he is next week's recipient of the "This One's On Check " award! 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  3. ADP1/31/2006 09:24:00 PM

    the man is a young, starting quarterback on the soon to be runner up in the super bowl...and thats the best looking chicks he can get?


    that beard aint doing him wonders, either, then again without it he looks like Jim Carrey on Dumb and Dumberer

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  4. monkey2/01/2006 12:23:00 AM

    Those really are some skanky looking bandaids, I mean is that all money and fae can buy you in Pittsburgh these days? Very sad.

    It's nice to see that Ben has his head in the right place, that he's got his priorities straight.

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  5. Anonymous2/01/2006 05:59:00 AM

    speaking of Williams & Pruitt, here's some audio clips  of the fun they were having on Media Day, which come from Mike Sando, who I believe is also featured in that picture wearing the black shirt and khaki pants. 

    Posted by alba

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  6. Anonymous2/01/2006 07:26:00 AM

    Those pictures were allegedly taken the night of the Indy game -- a pretty good night to celebrate if you're the #6 seed and you just beat the Colts at home. I don't look much better when I've downed most of a bottle of whiskey.

    As for the girls, that location is either (a) Pittsburgh, (b) Oxford, OH, or (c) Indianapolis. Not exactly NYC-Miami-LA. Granted, their faces are all broken, but as I noted on Deadspin, the dark-haired chick has got a killer fake tan.

    But enough playing Big Ben Apologist. Can the Seahawks really lose to a team with a quarterback who looks like a Will Ferrell character in a frat T-shirt? 

    Posted by Uff

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  7. Anonymous2/01/2006 07:39:00 AM

    hahahaha Will Ferrell...i knew he looked familiar!

    SNL was never the same when Sandler, Spade, Farley (RIP), McDonald, and W Ferrell left... 

    Posted by adp

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  8. Anonymous2/01/2006 01:36:00 PM

    No, I think Big Ben is the illegitamate love child of consumate character actor John C. Reilly  of "Perfect Storm" and "Chicago" fame!

    (and don't get me started on SNL...I grew up with the *ORIGINAL* cast of Belushi, Ackroyd, Chase, et al, and NOBODY has come close since!) 

    Posted by alba

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  9. Anonymous2/03/2006 11:14:00 PM

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  10. Anonymous2/04/2006 08:02:00 PM

    That was in too poor of taste to leave in the blog. DELETED. 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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