This pic proves... everything is betta with chedda.
And frankly, how can you not root for GB when they aren't playing the Hawks, they have some bad-ass fans. I'm going to kill some osprey and make a bikini for my wife out of their heads now.
This picture clearly shows that the northern midwest female of the species should not strip to the waist and jump up and down repeatedly, in a cold environment, while lactating.
Note how the body's natural protective instincts converts the aggitated mother's milk immediately into a cheesy substance in the sub-zero environment, which forms a protective foam convering over the breastular region.
Also note how the laws of natural selection deprive the male of the species from the benefits of this higher intellect defense system, leaving him to rely on mass quantities of alcoholic beverages and the company of a couple scantily clad honeys as his only protection against world's harsh environment!
Damn my cholesterol problem, I'm going on a cheddar eating binge!!!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
This pic proves... everything is betta with chedda.
ReplyDeleteAnd frankly, how can you not root for GB when they aren't playing the Hawks, they have some bad-ass fans. I'm going to kill some osprey and make a bikini for my wife out of their heads now.
Posted by JoSCh
Guinness Guy #1: "I've invented a braziere made out of cheddar cheese"
ReplyDeleteGuinness Guy #2: "BRILLIANT!"
Posted by alba
This picture clearly shows that the northern midwest female of the species should not strip to the waist and jump up and down repeatedly, in a cold environment, while lactating.
ReplyDeleteNote how the body's natural protective instincts converts the aggitated mother's milk immediately into a cheesy substance in the sub-zero environment, which forms a protective foam convering over the breastular region.
Also note how the laws of natural selection deprive the male of the species from the benefits of this higher intellect defense system, leaving him to rely on mass quantities of alcoholic beverages and the company of a couple scantily clad honeys as his only protection against world's harsh environment!
Posted by alba
That's a man, baby!
ReplyDeleteMakes the thought of a "cheddar cheese sandwich" much more appealing.
ReplyDeleteI'm just shocked that those midwestern ladies actually shave under their arms in the winter!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Drunk midwestern girls
ReplyDeleteCurds and whey of gridiron
Bring on the fondue!
Posted by pitchin from PDX
Damnit alba, you stole my idea...
ReplyDeleteExcept I was going to add that the guy in the middle says "Hey! tits are tits!"
Posted by Alan
you definitely saved the best for last!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Mighty Mouse must be sporting tremendous wood over this.
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
This is what passes for "pimpin'" in the upper Midwest.
ReplyDeletePosted by Anonymous
Packers fan cheer their farverite player.
ReplyDeletePosted by Vin
It aint easy bein' Cheesy.
ReplyDeleteThe old guy at the bottom right;
ReplyDelete"Boy!!! Anyone else suddenly have a craving for some Cheese Puffs?"
Bert Favre, long lost cousin of Brett, is shown here with his 4 MVP trophies....Most Valuptuous Parmesean!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba