According to this article in the News Tribune, when asked who he would invite, after being informed of Bill Parcells inviting actor Kevin Costner to Cowboys training camp, Mike Holmgren replied, "I’ve always been rather partial to Sophia Loren, she has been my all-time favorite!"At lunchtime the clones on the Jim Rome radio show were taking pot shots at Holmy, sending email offers from the likes of Liz Taylor, Julie Andrews and Charro, the "coochie-coochie" girl!
While his tastes may run to an older vintage, one thing is for sure, just like offensive tackles and full backs, Mike likes the big ones!
WTF would anybody invite Costner to anything for. I even kinda like his movies (and I don't know why), but I'd never invite him anywhere. Sofia Loren, I'd invite her anywhere, although I bet its scary under the clothes and makeup. She's 70 for chrissake.
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
Dear Mike Holmgren,
ReplyDeleteMaybe I could have a place in your staff. After all, I have 'an eye' for talent!
Posted by Julie Andrews
That was just cold.
ReplyDeletePosted by PaulieP
I used to spend summers at my cousin's house the next town over, and there was a slutty chick there with a glass eye, who would remove it and let you service yourself in the socket.
ReplyDeleteWhen was leaving, I told her I would be be back next summer, and she said "I'll keep an eye out for you! "
(sorry, it's an old, bad joke, but it was the perfect opportunity to tell it!!!)
Posted by alba
(holding back vom) Mfffmm.
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
Blue, I just caught the pun. Simply awful. I love it.
ReplyDeletePosted by PaulieP
wow.
ReplyDeletePosted by check
"If you dont practice hard, you're going to live in a VAN down by the RIVER !"
ReplyDelete-Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker
Posted by Bluefoot
I used to have 'an eye' for talent.
ReplyDeletePosted by Sandy Duncan
Did you just wink at me?
ReplyDeletePosted by Sammy Davis Jr.
Just shut up.
ReplyDeletePosted by Ray Charles
You guys gotta get over the age thing, when she was younger she was the RED HOTTEST woman on the planet bar none. Sofia was so hot she could start your pants on fire just by walking by. Sure shes old now, but I agree with Mike, back in the day, Sofia was SMOKIN!
ReplyDeleteWho said that?
ReplyDeletePosted by Stevie Wonder
I did Stevie...by the way...can I crash at your place tonight?
ReplyDeletePosted by Lisa "One Eye" Lobe
Smoke? Anyone else smell smoke?
ReplyDeletePosted by Andre "Bad Moon" Risen
Mmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmm mmmm mmmmm!
ReplyDeletePosted by Helen Keller
i thought is left eye?
ReplyDeleteyer right!
ReplyDeletePosted by Lisa
Now, monkey, you have a right to your opinion, but my opinion ios the Racquel Welch makes Sophia Loren look like a sea hag.
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
Bluefoot, you are right about that 100%! I agree that Rachel was even hotter than Sofia. Welsh had those lips, and those slightly flared nostrils thing going on that was just soooo bloody sexy. I agree Bluefoot she was even hotter, but that is kinda like arguing about who is richer between paul Allen and Bill Gates. Sure Gates is richer, but when your that stinkin rich, does it really matter? When those two were younger it was the same thing, sure Welsh was hotter but both were SMOKIN'!
ReplyDeleteYou'd take A current Sofia over Britney?
ReplyDeleteWow.
Your stomach may be too full to care, but I think with all those wrinkles it''s gotta be hard to find the taint.
Posted by Bluefoot
It's never a bad day when a taint joke makes an appearance.
ReplyDeletePosted by PaulieP
I've just always referred to it as the "chin rest"
ReplyDelete(that sound you hear is the female Seahawk fans exiting this blog at warp speed!)
Posted by alba