After a brief hyatus, I think it's time to resurrect Tuesdays With Morons! Just like our favorite Seahawks players, we need to use the pre-season to get our wit and wisdom in shape, so this can be a championship winning blog come the regular season!
Click on the title or the picture of Coach Casullo for a full size version, and then let the captions start flowing!
Man, when they hired me as Special Teams Coach, I didn't realize they'd need me to stand in as one of the goal posts!!!
ReplyDeleteBob Casullo, special teams coach/orchestra conductor for the Seattle Seahawks hates roster cuts more that any coach. This season alone he lost first chair viola Solomon Bates, a devastating blow to the group. Here's to hoping Alex Bannisters collarbone injury won't hamper his viola play as we can expect him to make an immediate contribution and move to first chair.
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
"Allright everyone, Ted int he front office wants us all to show our civic responsibilty and be good roll models for our fans. We need to set the proper example in everything we do. Unfortunatly, we have a hack of a lot of work to do on special teams, so we need to be quick about it.
ReplyDeleteAs you know, this week is Prostate Awarness week, and to set that good example, we're ALL going to be examined. And to get through this as fast as possible, I'll conduct the exams myself, and we'll do it two at a time. Who's up first?"
Posted by highwater
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
ReplyDeleteI'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive."
Blue - I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified that you could reproduce those lyrics...definitely the best TWM response thus far!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
"Why are you guys on Special Teams?" you ask?
ReplyDeleteBecause the SeaGals say you have to be "THIS BIG" to start for the Seahawks!
(ok, someone had to make a "this big" reference, so it might as well be me!)
""this big" reference "
ReplyDeleteAnother Lofa gaff? I'm telling you, he ain't that short. "Da sweep, da sweep, look bozz, it's da sweep!"
Posted by JoSCh
Umm, I think you know I wasn't talking about height!
ReplyDelete"Taking a page from the San Francisco 49-ers Rookie Oreintation Program, Special Teams Coach Bob Casullo demonstrates the proper technique for servicing three women simultaneously."
Posted by alba
"Special Teams Coach Bob Casullo demonstrates the proper technique for servicing three women simultaneously."
ReplyDeleteROFL, that a good one!!!
If Bob or the team ever read this, there would be some serious hell to pay.
Casullo: "Hey, coach -- I've just got back from one of those WSP sobriety test training things."
ReplyDeleteHolmgren: "Yeah? What'd ya learn?"
Casullo: "A new game. It's called 'Follow my Fingers.' Gets 'em every time"
If Bob or the team ever read this, there would be some serious hell to pay.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking quite the opposite...I think the guys and the coach would get a kick out of this thread, as long as they understood that "we" are the Morons referred to in the title.
Positive - good one. If Holmy sent a coach out to the WSP Sobriety seminar a year or two ago, we could have nipped the K-Rob and Stevens problems in the bud!
Posted by alba
The paper cut on my junk from this playbook hurts this much.
ReplyDeletePosted by Cletus Delroy
Good one, Clete, that got even funnier when I saw the playbook in the picture!
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
It's funny to me now that I know what "my junk" refers to. Sorry, I'm just a non-hip white guy from upstate new york!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Come on Stevens you know the rules, we have to test your sobriety EVERY week!
ReplyDeletePosted by Hawkgal
alba,
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen the movie "Dead man on campus," there is a seen in the movie where the sterotypical frat meathead is telling some guys to kick him in the junk. That is where I learned the terminology, if you haven't seen the movie I recommend it. It's definitely good for a few laughs.
Posted by Cletus
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! C'mon fellas! Only one finger's needed for the body cavity search...
ReplyDeletePosted by joebrodsky
Now listen guys, I am telling you, no matter what Ray Rhodes insists, during the game there will be only one ball on the field at a time.
ReplyDeletePosted by gumbostu
Thanks for the reference point, Cletus. I love talking in old movie lines, but unfortunately, my material is stuck in the 70s and 80s, you know, Stripes, CaddyShack, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles.
ReplyDeleteNever saw DMOC but with 2 kids under the age of 8, I don't get out to movie smuch, unless they're animated!
Posted by alba
"Ok, ok, fellas, I'll explain it ONE more time. When we're THIS far from a first down, we punt. Got it?"
ReplyDeletePosted by Anonymous
And a low blow:
ReplyDelete"No, guys, Shawn was actually this far away from the rushing title last year."
Posted by chec2
Whooopsy Daisy....That was me
ReplyDeletePosted by check
Now pay attention as I shoot this clip board out from my pants at 40 mph... ngnggnnngnnnnnnggggggg
ReplyDelete"OK boys.....'We Are The Champions', one more time from the top.....and a one, and a two.........'I've paid my dues, time after time.... I've done my sentence, but committed no crime.... And bad mistakes, I've made a few....I've had my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through....And I need to go on and on, and on, and on!......"
ReplyDeletePosted by vinnyhawkalugi
Awwwww, someone's mommy let them play on the computer, isn't that cute.
ReplyDeleteBoy I can't wait till school starts back up, how about you guys?
Posted by vinnyhawkalugi