Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Tuesdays With Morons!

After a brief hyatus, I think it's time to resurrect Tuesdays With Morons!

Just like our favorite Seahawks players, we need to use the pre-season to get our wit and wisdom in shape, so this can be a championship winning blog come the regular season!

Click on the title or the picture of Coach Casullo for a full size version, and then let the captions start flowing!

25 comments:

  1. Man, when they hired me as Special Teams Coach, I didn't realize they'd need me to stand in as one of the goal posts!!!

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  2. Bob Casullo, special teams coach/orchestra conductor for the Seattle Seahawks hates roster cuts more that any coach. This season alone he lost first chair viola Solomon Bates, a devastating blow to the group. Here's to hoping Alex Bannisters collarbone injury won't hamper his viola play as we can expect him to make an immediate contribution and move to first chair. 

    Posted by JoSCh

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  3. "Allright everyone, Ted int he front office wants us all to show our civic responsibilty and be good roll models for our fans. We need to set the proper example in everything we do. Unfortunatly, we have a hack of a lot of work to do on special teams, so we need to be quick about it.
    As you know, this week is Prostate Awarness week, and to set that good example, we're ALL going to be examined. And to get through this as fast as possible, I'll conduct the exams myself, and we'll do it two at a time. Who's up first?" 

    Posted by highwater

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  4. "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
    Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
    since I was born.
    And now it's all right. It's OK.
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    the New York Times' effect on man.

    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
    you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
    and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive."

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  5. Blue - I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified that you could reproduce those lyrics...definitely the best TWM response thus far! 

    Posted by alba

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  6. "Why are you guys on Special Teams?" you ask?

    Because the SeaGals say you have to be "THIS BIG" to start for the Seahawks!

    (ok, someone had to make a "this big" reference, so it might as well be me!)

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  7. ""this big" reference "
    Another Lofa gaff? I'm telling you, he ain't that short. "Da sweep, da sweep, look bozz, it's da sweep!" 

    Posted by JoSCh

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  8. Umm, I think you know I wasn't talking about height!

    "Taking a page from the San Francisco 49-ers Rookie Oreintation Program, Special Teams Coach Bob Casullo demonstrates the proper technique for servicing three women simultaneously." 

    Posted by alba

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  9. "Special Teams Coach Bob Casullo demonstrates the proper technique for servicing three women simultaneously."

    ROFL, that a good one!!!

    If Bob or the team ever read this, there would be some serious hell to pay.

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  10. Casullo: "Hey, coach -- I've just got back from one of those WSP sobriety test training things."
    Holmgren: "Yeah? What'd ya learn?"
    Casullo: "A new game. It's called 'Follow my Fingers.' Gets 'em every time"

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  11. If Bob or the team ever read this, there would be some serious hell to pay.  

    I was thinking quite the opposite...I think the guys and the coach would get a kick out of this thread, as long as they understood that "we" are the Morons referred to in the title.

    Positive - good one. If Holmy sent a coach out to the WSP Sobriety seminar a year or two ago, we could have nipped the K-Rob and Stevens problems in the bud!
     

    Posted by alba

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  12. The paper cut on my junk from this playbook hurts this much. 

    Posted by Cletus Delroy

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  13. Good one, Clete, that got even funnier when I saw the playbook in the picture! 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  14. It's funny to me now that I know what "my junk" refers to. Sorry, I'm just a non-hip white guy from upstate new york! 

    Posted by alba

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  15. Come on Stevens you know the rules, we have to test your sobriety EVERY week! 

    Posted by Hawkgal

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  16. alba,

    Have you ever seen the movie "Dead man on campus," there is a seen in the movie where the sterotypical frat meathead is telling some guys to kick him in the junk. That is where I learned the terminology, if you haven't seen the movie I recommend it. It's definitely good for a few laughs.  

    Posted by Cletus

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  17. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! C'mon fellas! Only one finger's needed for the body cavity search...  

    Posted by joebrodsky

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  18. Now listen guys, I am telling you, no matter what Ray Rhodes insists, during the game there will be only one ball on the field at a time. 

    Posted by gumbostu

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  19. Thanks for the reference point, Cletus. I love talking in old movie lines, but unfortunately, my material is stuck in the 70s and 80s, you know, Stripes, CaddyShack, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles.

    Never saw DMOC but with 2 kids under the age of 8, I don't get out to movie smuch, unless they're animated! 

    Posted by alba

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  20. "Ok, ok, fellas, I'll explain it ONE more time. When we're THIS far from a first down, we punt. Got it?" 

    Posted by Anonymous

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  21. And a low blow:

    "No, guys, Shawn was actually this far away from the rushing title last year." 

    Posted by chec2

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  22. Whooopsy Daisy....That was me 

    Posted by check

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  23. outsidecontain8/10/2005 06:47:00 AM

    Now pay attention as I shoot this clip board out from my pants at 40 mph... ngnggnnngnnnnnnggggggg

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  24. "OK boys.....'We Are The Champions', one more time from the top.....and a one, and a two.........'I've paid my dues, time after time.... I've done my sentence, but committed no crime.... And bad mistakes, I've made a few....I've had my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through....And I need to go on and on, and on, and on!......"  

    Posted by vinnyhawkalugi

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  25. Awwwww, someone's mommy let them play on the computer, isn't that cute.

    Boy I can't wait till school starts back up, how about you guys?
     

    Posted by vinnyhawkalugi

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