Boy howdy, after an ass pounding like that, who do you buy a drink for? Houstons offensive line probably needs a drink, but if their ability to hold liquor is anything similar to their ability to hold a block, then this one shot could probably drop the whole group of them, and still leave enough to wash the taste of Suzy Kolber out of my mouth...check
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ReplyDeleteand still leave enough to wash the taste of Suzy Kolber out of my mouth...
I'm not sure whether to be jealous or upset with that comment! No matter, cuz a few others had me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off...but the best of the bunch has to be:
You guys got used, abused and beat up. In fact, there hasn't been that much abuse rendered in under three hours since an elementary school field trip to the Neverland Ranch.
Not only is this a post filled with quotable lines, but the "Don't Mess with Texas" shot glass is just CLASSIC.
Obviously, we're all raising our glasses tonight to Ken Hamilin and a speedy and full recovery, even if MNF doesn't think it's news worthy enough to bump their Tedy Bruchi clip or Jimmy Kimmel fluff.
And check, wash out that glass and have it ready on Sunday, as we WILL be messing with Texas again, going for the ole Texas Two Step adding the throats of the Cowgirls to our dance floor.
Posted by alba
No doubt, I plan on using that glass again, right quick come next Sunday.
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im with Alba...that was HILARIOUS
ReplyDeletei think im gonna die laughing at that...
'you guys got used...'
thats just great...
It looks like us and the Colts are double teaming everyone...we both beat the Rams...and they get Houston next...I would HATE to be any team in the path of this 2 team destruction...I consider these two the super bowl favorites right now...so its quite interesting that the schedules allowed double beatings to everyone
Heres my bold prediction: Houston will FORFEIT against Indy...it could happen
Meanwhile, lets beat those stupid Cowboys...Karma has been going our way this year...so its only fitting we get revenge on them, and Green Bay later on (sorry babe!...shes an GB fan)
Laughing out loud on that prediction. Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire. Poor texans. I shouldn't buy them shots, I should buy them nothing flammable!
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hahaha geez check, you're on fire yourself!
ReplyDeletei hope theres several people reading that...its just too good...reminds me of that article i found where they put in fake quotes, with Texan players talking about wanting to play each other...
Posted by adp
Yet another great post. I actually feel bad for David Carr. We only got 3 sacks, but they aren't the "pulled down" kind, they are all brutal back breakers. That guy won't be able to walk when his is forty.
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