It was only then that Kurt realized that no, he did not miss his playing days in St. Louis with that maniac Martz at the helm. It would be another night of whiskey and asprin. Oh yes, lots of asprin.
Later that night, he would gave down at his Super Bowl ring. Was it worth it? Was it worth the one, no two, no this would be three shots of whiskey to chase away the pain?
Jeez Kurt, I can feel your sprained mangina back here. Maybe you should run about 6 yards alone, throw an incomplete, then fall down holding your crotch while the cameras focus on it forever , then go have a seat.
The truth behind aging QB Kurt Warner's pulled groin is revealed in this photo as he attempts to demonstrate his super-human strenth by lifting former teammates Grant Wistrom and Bryce Fisher over his head at the same time.
Ill kick it off I guess...
ReplyDeleteIts bad enough the Seahawks scored TDs, Field Goals, and Yards...they had to dish out atomic wedgies, too!
(graphic novel style!)
ReplyDeleteIt was only then that Kurt realized that no, he did not miss his playing days in St. Louis with that maniac Martz at the helm. It would be another night of whiskey and asprin. Oh yes, lots of asprin.
Later that night, he would gave down at his Super Bowl ring. Was it worth it? Was it worth the one, no two, no this would be three shots of whiskey to chase away the pain?
At least he still had Brenda.
Posted by Alan
Thanks for stepping up ADP...now here's mine
ReplyDelete"Come Kurt, hold still, as men reach your age this prostate test is absolutely necessary!"
Posted by alba
Jeez Kurt, I can feel your sprained mangina back here. Maybe you should run about 6 yards alone, throw an incomplete, then fall down holding your crotch while the cameras focus on it forever , then go have a seat.
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
The truth behind aging QB Kurt Warner's pulled groin is revealed in this photo as he attempts to demonstrate his super-human strenth by lifting former teammates Grant Wistrom and Bryce Fisher over his head at the same time.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
that one wins.
ReplyDeletei want to say something about kurt being a half-assed qb now, but i think i'll just declare alba the winner by a pulled groin.
I'm gonna tell Brenda!
ReplyDeletePosted by bokonon
And here, the Seahawks defense attempts to knock loose the stitches that were needed after Warners last "love making" with his "wife", Brendon.
ReplyDeletePosted by check