Hey henry what do you call two nuts on a wall? walnuts....How about two nuts on a chest? Ahh, very good... chestnuts... how about two nuts on your chin???? What was that...It's not polite to speak with your mouthful
wow he jumped high...i remember saying 'flap your wings like they do in that angels in the outfield movie'...maybe a Seahawk angelic being came down and picked him up?
Reverend Jerheme Urban schools neophyte Dallas Cowboys' Cornerback Anthony Henry on Holy Spirit Gift-channeling techniques. After completing the catch, Reverend Urban still needed to work with Henry. Seems Henry got a little confused over last week's Sunday School lesson on speaking in tongues.
In the dramatic climax to the movie "Aliens in the Endzone", the seventeenth sequel to the classic horror film "Alien", Anthony Henry, who is experiencing weird bubbling sensations in his chest, throws his hands to the sky as Jerheme Urban pops out of his chest and through his jersey, clutching a football in his fierce talons!
In theaters in time for Halloween...it's the Attack of the 17 foot Wide Receiver!!!!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
i know its your ball but why cant i catch it once ?
ReplyDeleteHey henry what do you call two nuts on a wall? walnuts....How about two nuts on a chest? Ahh, very good... chestnuts... how about two nuts on your chin???? What was that...It's not polite to speak with your mouthful
ReplyDeletePosted by FLORIDAWG
HENRY: "All hail the great and powerful Jeheme Urban, who has risen from the dead to bring Seattle a victory in a close game!"
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
wow he jumped high...i remember saying 'flap your wings like they do in that angels in the outfield movie'...maybe a Seahawk angelic being came down and picked him up?
ReplyDeleteoh and for the caption:
ughhh...crotchsucking cowboy, hidden seahawk?
i got nothing.
Posted by adp
HENRY: "man, that catch was so good I wet my pants!"
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Henry: What the F@#%, I get matched up on the only white man on the planet that can jump! Damn!
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Henry: Hey! How come you get the black arm bands and I have to wear the white ones? Man, thats racist. Oh crap, maybe I should play some D!
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before the game, Henry and Urban practice their doubles figure skating half time routine, with henry tossing Urban into a triple axle.
ReplyDeletePosted by gumbostu
It's simple mathmatics....89 is greater than 42!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
It's up, it's good, Urban for 3!
ReplyDeletePosted by bokonon
Darth Henry uses the Dark Side of the Force to throw Obi-Wan Urban out of the end zone. Didn't work. Touchdown, Seahawks!
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Reverend Jerheme Urban schools neophyte Dallas Cowboys' Cornerback Anthony Henry on Holy Spirit Gift-channeling techniques. After completing the catch, Reverend Urban still needed to work with Henry. Seems Henry got a little confused over last week's Sunday School lesson on speaking in tongues.
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HENRY: I knew this was a damp climate, but HOLY CRAP...LOOK UP EVERYONE...IT'S RAINING WHITE DUDES!!!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
A hard uppercut to Henry's chin by Urban's steel boner...
ReplyDeleteIn the dramatic climax to the movie "Aliens in the Endzone", the seventeenth sequel to the classic horror film "Alien", Anthony Henry, who is experiencing weird bubbling sensations in his chest, throws his hands to the sky as Jerheme Urban pops out of his chest and through his jersey, clutching a football in his fierce talons!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Hey, look what I can do with this receiver after I rub him on my belly and hold him up to the SkyCam.
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