Thanks, ADP. Leonard Little is the NFL player I most despise. The fact that he really ought to be locked up right now--yet he's still getting paid more money per year playing a meaningless sport than I'll earn in the next several decades doing worthwhile, lasting work--just doesn't lend itself to me admiring him in the least. I'll say this for him, though: at least he's not on the Hawks.
Cletus, owner/operator of the team bus, didn't mind driving the team around, but mucking it out after just one hour on the road with those disgusting animals had him considering other lines of work... mobile meth lab was clearly an option, but since the lambs were on board he knew he couldn't keep inventory, besides, the police already stopped him enough.
ST. LOSER (AP) - The St. Loser Rams unveiled their new charity program on Friday, drawing gasps and cheers from a delighted crowd of an estimated 30 hillbillies.
Dubiously entitled "RAMSUCS", (Ring of Abject Morons Seeking Underaged Coitus with Sheep), the group of players, coaches and front office personnel from the NFL pro football St. Loser Rams organization established a foundation for underprivileged backwater hicks to fullfill their sexual fantasies. An estimated $470 was raised, enough to buy the twelve sheep unloaded from the team bus at the program's unveiling ceremony.
"It was real fun to pull back the tarp," said quarterback Mark Bugler. "To see their eyes light up like that was really something. You would have thought it was a brand new car."
When asked if the program would continue, an unnamed front office spokesman said, "I would have to say yes. In three conversations I've had with the folks here, I already have three new recruits for our cheerleaders next season. I'll just need to get a dental plan and electric shavers, and we'll have the best squad since, well, forever."
The charitble guesture was a welcome releif to the players and coaches. "I don't know who was happier, that kid that started bumping the wool right away, or me", said crotch-punching defensive tackle Damione Lewis. "It sure beats preparing for our next opponent. I mean, what's the point of that."
Mike Martz could not be reached for comment. His line was busy, reportedly calling the front office with gameplan suggestions.
For once...the entire Ram fanbase, road together
ReplyDelete...all 25 of them
Posted by adp
Looks like the Rams division title run, ran outta gas...
ReplyDeleteCaution: WIDELOAD
ReplyDeleteThe Rams are used to taking things in the back
ReplyDeleteOnly the Rams have enough gas to fill that truck up!
ReplyDeleteok ill take a break now...me and check went on an onslaught!..mine were kinda minor ones...
wow Citizen...that Lenoard Little one was harsh!...I liked it!
ReplyDeletePosted by adp
The world's largest Port-A-Potty!
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The world's largest Port-A-Potty!
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Thanks, ADP. Leonard Little is the NFL player I most despise. The fact that he really ought to be locked up right now--yet he's still getting paid more money per year playing a meaningless sport than I'll earn in the next several decades doing worthwhile, lasting work--just doesn't lend itself to me admiring him in the least. I'll say this for him, though: at least he's not on the Hawks.
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Cletus, owner/operator of the team bus, didn't mind driving the team around, but mucking it out after just one hour on the road with those disgusting animals had him considering other lines of work... mobile meth lab was clearly an option, but since the lambs were on board he knew he couldn't keep inventory, besides, the police already stopped him enough.
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
ST. LOSER (AP) - The St. Loser Rams unveiled their new charity program on Friday, drawing gasps and cheers from a delighted crowd of an estimated 30 hillbillies.
ReplyDeleteDubiously entitled "RAMSUCS", (Ring of Abject Morons Seeking Underaged Coitus with Sheep), the group of players, coaches and front office personnel from the NFL pro football St. Loser Rams organization established a foundation for underprivileged backwater hicks to fullfill their sexual fantasies. An estimated $470 was raised, enough to buy the twelve sheep unloaded from the team bus at the program's unveiling ceremony.
"It was real fun to pull back the tarp," said quarterback Mark Bugler. "To see their eyes light up like that was really something. You would have thought it was a brand new car."
When asked if the program would continue, an unnamed front office spokesman said, "I would have to say yes. In three conversations I've had with the folks here, I already have three new recruits for our cheerleaders next season. I'll just need to get a dental plan and electric shavers, and we'll have the best squad since, well, forever."
The charitble guesture was a welcome releif to the players and coaches. "I don't know who was happier, that kid that started bumping the wool right away, or me", said crotch-punching defensive tackle Damione Lewis. "It sure beats preparing for our next opponent. I mean, what's the point of that."
Mike Martz could not be reached for comment. His line was busy, reportedly calling the front office with gameplan suggestions.
kudos
ReplyDeletePosted by alba