Let me see, cross out the 4 in the tens column and make it a 3, then add ten to 2 in the ones column, subtract 3 from twelve...holy shit...we're down by a CRAP LOAD and it's still the first half!!
After seeing his face on the Qwest Field jumbotron, Eli Manning realizes that, even with all of his football gear on, he could not intimidate 12-year old boys at a Magic the Gathering tournament.OR"DAMNIT! Why did Peyton have the guy sign the white bread for me? He knows I only eat multi-grain!"
Maybe San Diego wan't such a bad team after all. At least their defense shows up.
Laa-lah lalala la!I just love Debussy's Nocturnes!
I don't have a caption, but how can a guy look like that at that time. It appears that the players behind him are playing football, he looks like he's breaking into "Somewhere over the Rainbow". WTF is actually happening in this picture?
He's havin' a BF over a false start that was just called. O & D lines haven't quite realized it yet.
La-La-La-La-La....if I don't acknowledge the Seattle Defense, they don't exist...go to my happy place, go to my happy place!
or Hey look Peyton, when I swing my arms like this it looks like I'm directing that Blue Thunder band!!!
*Eli singing* "On the goooood ship, Lollipop."
What In Sam Hell Am I Doing Back Here again?!?!?Or...Dear Lord....?Or...I know that's artificial noise, I can't see where its coming from, but I know its out there.Anybody notice that Eli's not coming?And why the hell is he standing there with his back to everybody? And why wasn't he hit by Julien during that play?
I'm Blind...I'm Blind! The noise is so deafining, I can't see.
Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts ... (looks at scoreboard) oh crap, we're still down by 39!
Now how am I supposed to hand off the ball to Tiki when Lofa has knocked hin way the hell up there?