Ignoring for a moment the irony of the two latest stories on this blog being about the Whizzenator and a breaking news item about a Peter Being Released, I got to thinking, what would they have called it if the name Whizzenator was already taken?
While this isn't Tuesday, I still think that this is one of those "moments of clarity" that Jules was talking about at the end of Pulp Fiction, so let's put our heads together (no pun intended) and come up with alternate product names for this marvel of modern science now widely knows as the ORIGINAL Whizzenator!
Just click the View Comments link below and let us know what YOU would have called it, if you were part of the marketing braintrust at Whizzenators, Inc.
How about the "Urine Luck 2000"!
ReplyDeleteHow about the "Original He C-U-P"
ReplyDeleteGeti it See you pee.
ReplyDeleteMaybe one of our own contributors can hawk the product and call it the "Aide Pee"...say it slowly....Aaaay Deee Peee!
ReplyDeletePosted by albaNYHawker
Reminds me of a product/invention idea I had years ago involving an exercise bike and some interesting attachments on the seat. I would have called it the sexerciser 2000. Even really fat people would want to ride that bike!
ReplyDeleteYou could get Snoop Dog to endorse it, then you could have all kinds of great names, Da Shnizzleator or something.
ReplyDeletehey im ten times the man of Snoop Dogg...i like Alba's idea better!!! :P
ReplyDeleteall i need, to have a rubber penis/bladder named after me...
i rather make Onterrio Smith know my name from me knocking his helmet off in a game, rather then his forbidden pisspipe
lol nice one though, Alba...
The Peter Beater
ReplyDeleteThe Ample Sample
The Wrong Schlong
The Penis Between Us
The Bladder Adder
The Whizzer of Awes
The Cleaner Weiner
The Loaner Boner
The Weenie Genie
The Dapper Clapper
The Phallus Chalice
The Whizzer of Awes...LOL!
ReplyDeletePosted by albaNYHawker
Actually, shouldn't that be the "Wizzer of Ahhhs"?
ReplyDeleteAnd you forgot "The Sneaky Leaky!"
I still like 'the weenie genie' lol...funny stuff...
ReplyDeleteReally? I'm partial to "The Loaner Boner".
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot