In an effort to remedy the trend of dropped passes, I am giving Coach Homgren the directive of playing 'Strip Drills' with the receivers beginning Tuesday.
Every time you drop a pass, you must remove an article of clothing. If and when you run out of clothing, you will be hauled off by the linemen, covered in honey and feathers, and duct-taped to a goal post. After practice, we wil release the bears.
I'm watching the hoop game and an ad came on for the movie Be Cool, and I thought to myself, "hey, the Rock looks just like that picture of Alex Bannister I posted".
I dont think the Rock wears as much makeup though...did you notice how perfectly black his eyebrows are? its as if someone drew them on with a sharpie...
What are you saying...the Rock and TO are really butt-buddies??!!
Did you know the Rock played DE for the University of Sing Sing errr....I mean Miami....until they signed this young phenom named Warren....Warren Sapp!
MEMO
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TO: ALL SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PLAYERS
In an effort to remedy the trend of dropped passes, I am giving Coach Homgren the directive of playing 'Strip Drills' with the receivers beginning Tuesday.
Every time you drop a pass, you must remove an article of clothing. If and when you run out of clothing, you will be hauled off by the linemen, covered in honey and feathers, and duct-taped to a goal post. After practice, we wil release the bears.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
-Tim
I guess that explains why Koren can be seen in the background in a T-shirt, sweatshirt, pull over, button down, wind breaker, rain coat and parka!
ReplyDeleteDo you smelllllll what the rock is coookkiiinngggggg
ReplyDeletewait...thats just my pits
nice improving from Alba with Blue's post lol...i like how the people at this site mesh so well
Too funny Payroll.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching the hoop game and an ad came on for the movie Be Cool, and I thought to myself, "hey, the Rock looks just like that picture of Alex Bannister I posted".
Swear to God!
In the commercial, The Rock even does that eyebrow thing that Bannister is doing!
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ReplyDeleteI dont think the Rock wears as much makeup though...did you notice how perfectly black his eyebrows are? its as if someone drew them on with a sharpie...
What are you saying...the Rock and TO are really butt-buddies??!!
ReplyDeleteDid you know the Rock played DE for the University of Sing Sing errr....I mean Miami....until they signed this young phenom named Warren....Warren Sapp!
lol again...nice improv work...i wasnt even thinking about TO when i brought up the sharpie...thats good stuff, and entirely possible
ReplyDeleteYou guys are freakin killing me!
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You see, Jr, like this. Then Daddy, with his big strong arm, heroicly put his knee down and the game was over.
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