THE SEASON BEGINSWhat do you expect from the Seahawks this year? How long has it been since we've had a GREAT season? How are we going to get there? What will it take?
If you were the coach in the locker room this Sunday vs. the Jags, what would you say to them to set the tone for the season? What have you always wanted to say? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.
Behold, the 1st Annual Ass-Kicking, Here We Go Into Battle, Win One For the Gipper, Knute Rockne Eat Your Heart Out Preseason Speech Contest. Think about what you want to say to the team, and put it below in the comments. This will hopefully be an all time classic thread. Comments and usual banter will be deleted from the thread. Use the flooble to comment if you wish. Voting will take place Wednesday, September 7, in a special poll thread. The winner will get a 'Wheelbarrow Award' to carry around his cajones.
This contest is OPEN TO ALL SEAHAWKS FANS. No registration required, just click on 'comment now' and start typing in the comment field. There is no limit to length. Please use symbols to replace swear words. And,
GO SEAHAWKS!!!
It goes something like this.......
ReplyDeleteThe door to the coaches office slams open, I take the high ground(the nearest bench), standing head and shoulders above a sea of Hawks, I yell at the top of my lungs......
"ALL RIGHT MEN!!!!(some are startled by the sheer volume of my voice)"...."THIS IS IT...THE SEASON THAT WE SHOW ALL THOSE NON BELEIVERS JUST WHAT 'THIS' YEARS SEAHAWKS ARE ALL ABOUT!!!!!"THIS IS THE SEASON WE CRUSH THAT HUMP THAT'S ALWAYS STOPPED US BEFORE!!!" "THIS IS THE SEASON WE PUT ALL THE PAST BEHIND US, THE SEASON WE WERE MEANT TO HAVE, 'YOU WERE MEANT TO HAVE!!!!"
"SSHSHHHH!"(over the silence in the lockeroom you can hear the din of the crowd outside)...."DO
YOU HEAR THAT ROAR?!"...."THE ROAR OF THE FANS...THAT'S WHO YOU'RE HERE FOR!!!"
"THEY'VE STAY BY OUR SIDES THROUGH GOOD AND BAD, AND DEMANDED MORE FROM US!"..."AS MEN, AND AS A TEAM!!!"..."THEY ASKED US TO BE BETTER!!!"..."WELL ARE WE?!...ARE WE BETTER?!!!!?"......."I SAY HELL YEAH!!!"
"WE ARE THE NEW HAWKS, THE BETTER HAWKS! THE HUNGRIER HAWKS!!!!"..."THIS IS 'OUR' TIME MEN,OUR TIME TO SHINE! TO SHINE LIKE A DIAMOND, THAT 'DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH' WE'VE ALL BEEN POLISHING, TOUGH AS THAT DIAMOND, STRONG AS THAT DIAMOND! AS ETERNAL AS THAT SAME DIAMOND, THIS IS ONLY THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL THING!"
"ARE YOU READY?!!!... READY FOR SEAHAWK FOOTBALL!!!!..READY TO SMASH SOME GUYS IN THE MOUTH?!!!"
"LET'S GO KICK SOME NFL ASS!"
(walk over to Hutchinson, slam my fist down on his shoulder pads while screaming into his ferocious face ..........walk over and get a big cup of "KOOLAID" off the training table *saying a silent prayer to 'The Koolaid Fan' at 'The Street'*, I slam it down in one huge drink, slam the door open and march out the door to the first 'REAL' game of the Season and a new story in a Seattle Fan's life!!!)