I was listening to the Dan Patrick radio show while out for lunch and he was talking about how there's no more creative nicknames in sports anymore, like "The Fridge" and "Sweetness" and "Crazy Legs".
Those who have been around here for awhile know I love to bestow nicknames on players and contributors alike, and fancy myself to be a bit of a creative comedian in that respect. (humble too!)
I'm trying to get the name AVIS to stick for Seneca, and have really grown to like my new handle for Bannister...HANDRAIL...so I'd like to see what other contributors can come up with for nicknames.
Let's see who can come up with some creative nicknames for your favorite Seahawk players.
See, now THAT's what I'm talking about. Good one GOX!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
ATM is Gary Payton's nickname...bestowed by Jim Rome after he was robbed as a rookie in Oakland with $50k in cash on his person.
ReplyDeleteHandrail? uuuuuhhhg.
Posted by police and thieves
bannister will always be "mr. collarbone" in my book.
ReplyDeletekaz = spaz
and the bear's guy will continue to be called as such until i can remember his name.
"mudbone" was a pretty good one.
of course, i have lots of nicknames for opposing teams, but this is a family blog.
Who is "mudbone"?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think even after we get to know his name, he'll always be known as "The Bear's Guy"
Posted by alba
Jamie Sharper: 'Pledge'...always cleaning your clock!
ReplyDeleteMarc Bulger: 'Bait'...?...kinda obvious...
Hasselbeck-Chrome Dome?
ReplyDeleteSharper-Rude Boy
Posted by OutsideContain
Fanball has Bald Bomber for Hass' nickname, similar to Outsides entry...
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
John Clayton = "Uglyface"
ReplyDeleteSean "My wife is Heather" Locklear
ReplyDeleteChristian "Ain't gonna play no" Mohr
ReplyDeleteDavid "Yes, I'm very" Greene
ReplyDeleteTony "My wife is Darrell" Jackson
ReplyDeleteMichael "If you kiss it, it will" Harden
ReplyDeletesaving the best for last eh Blue?
ReplyDeletei also like the Christian Mohr one...
Posted by ADP