"This is the worse job I've ever had. They won't let me use a pole, the audience keeps cheering but don't tip worth a *$&%&#, and whenever I try to get some girl on girl action going the other dancers freak out."
Cameraman: "I just have one followup question. How many names for female masterbation can you come up with in under a minute? Go!!!
Cheerleader: "5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket"
Just another hideous and graphic illustration of the havok and damage caused by hurricane Katrina!
ReplyDeletelol...
ReplyDeletenot gonna say mine now...no way I can follow that
nah ill try...
the girl you see here is a Seahawk cheerleader...she loves her Seahawks...while shes dancing, you can hear her singing:
'You're simply the best
Better then all the rest'
Where the He11 is the Frizzease
ReplyDeletePosted by SHSCC
Tina Turner called...she wants her hair back
ReplyDeletewonder how many Tina Turner jokes could come up? thats 2 for me already
Posted by adp
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ReplyDeleteI also called the Seahawks...I want my beak back!
ReplyDeletePosted by Tina Turner
Celine, Lay off the Rogaine, Mama!
ReplyDeletePosted by Seachicken3
What models look like the morning after the Japanese bukake film fest when they forget to shower.
ReplyDeletePosted by BD
I hate my job...but I gotta pay the bills until my next Japanese bukake film fest!
ReplyDeletePosted by Cletus
I knew I should have used Cling-free when I put the uniform in the dryer.
ReplyDeleteIs this the Pepsi commercial audition?
ReplyDeletePosted by pitchinfromPDX
I wish my parents could see me now!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
*Little known fact*
ReplyDeleteIf you take a look at her right hand you can see she was attempting to flip the camera man off.
He asked her "So...where are the hot ones?"
Posted by Slack Jawed mouth breather
hahaha i liked the last one
ReplyDeletePosted by adp
Thinking to herself...
ReplyDelete"This is the worse job I've ever had. They won't let me use a pole, the audience keeps cheering but don't tip worth a *$&%&#, and whenever I try to get some girl on girl action going the other dancers freak out."
Posted by bokonon
"vegan crack "... gotta try that.
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
Wow...slack jaw started the ball rolling and it went quickly downhill from there! Bokonon...yours was hysterical.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Cameraman: "I just have one followup question. How many names for female masterbation can you come up with in under a minute? Go!!!
ReplyDeleteCheerleader: "5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket"
Posted by Slack Jaw
Please tell me you downloaded this list from somewhere!! Either that, or we now know that Andrew Dice Clay's internet handle is Slack Jaw!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
I wish I could take credit for that. It's an email a friend sent me.
ReplyDeletePosted by Cletus
"Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose?"
ReplyDeletethat one took me a minute. that's hilarious. my coworker asked me what i was laughing at, and i had to tell her "nothing."
Twisted Sister's inaugural gig as the official team band.
ReplyDeletePosted by Anonymous
For some reason, it's really easy to envision her bald.
ReplyDeletePosted by Clitboy4Life
"I went to a party last Saturday Night
ReplyDelete"I didn't get laid, but I got in a fight
"Uh-ohh - It ain't no big thing"
Posted by Bluefoot
A Seahawk Cheerleader doing an imitation of how a Cardinal LB looks when Alexander blows past...
ReplyDeletePosted by Outside Contain
Former Twisted Sister lead singer Dee Snyder was seen at Lincoln Field Monday night cheering on his beloved Eagles.
ReplyDeletePosted by boogietime