Are there ever going to be any that don't beg for a song reference? I'm going to avoid it this time.
We can't play leapfrog if you're standing up man, scrunch down. Man Urban, you suck at this game, where are you from anyway? Leapfrog is the shizzle in Tacompton.
To "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" by the Righteous Brothers:
You never close your thighs anymore when I touch your hips, and your tentativeness bounces the ball off your fingertips.
Your trying hard not to blow it, But (baby) you're the first to go and you know it.
We need your slot (we need your slot) For a Defensive spot (for a defensive spot)
You've left the Seahawks reeling, And your paycheck you seem to be stealing! You've left the Seahawks reeling, and our defense is Thin, Thin, Thin, Whoa Whao YEAH!
It started inocently enough watching the back of a receiver flash past you. First in training camp, then at Kirkland. It came to a creshendo when a man named Smith torched us for over 100 yards and two (2) TD's. WE SUCKED LAST WEEKEND AND IF SOMETHING DOESN'T IMPROVE, the only "tru" thing we'll be looking at is 0-2. The niners and either the rams or the cards will be ahead of us at 1-1. Anyone else see this?
Gents, I'm not here to hate on the Hawks; quite the opposite. I just think that we again were out-coached at the half. The halftime score had the Hawks over-coming two turnovers and some silly penalties. We must have just taken to the locker-room for shade and water. Jacksonville on the other hand knew the game was only half over and made significant adjustments to the O and the D, and came out expecting to win the 2nd half and consequently the Game. I just was/am extremely fustrated that this staff seems unable or unwilling to make half-time adjustments. (If it worked in the first, it'll work in the 2nd!) That's BULL! Which one of you alba, Josh, or Blue expected we would drop the opener and be looking at 0-2 while still forcasting only a 6-loss or less season. I think Holmy and his boys need some of the kool-aid Rusky's been handing out! Hell, it's not High-school football. Expect the other staff to make adjustments and have a clue! We got the Sh** blitzed out of us in the 2nd half and didn't seem to make any adjustments other than benching Shaun and blocking with Mack Strong. Watching the Falcon's on the sideline Monday, they all gathered with the coaches and viewed the pictures after every series and made adjustments accordingly. If we don't do a better job "coaching" during the game this weekend...we will be 0-2, nothing funny about that eh Josh!!
"I just think that we again were out-coached at the half "
I completely agree.
"We must have just taken to the locker-room for shade and water."
That is funny.
"expected we would drop the opener and be looking at 0-2"
Not too surprised, I thought we were going to win Jax, but figured it would be close. Atl I wasn't sure about, we beat them up with personnel, but they have something (Mike Vick... bad ass D, my favorite coach maybe). Its just not that bad, I wish we would have won, we didn't, the season isn't over. Even if we lose to Atl, still not over.
"didn't seem to make any adjustments other than benching Shaun "
Thats the game there, IMO.
"If we don't do a better job "coaching" during the game this weekend...we will be 0-2, nothing funny about that eh Josh!!"
Agree, and its not funny, but its not the end of the world.
"GO-HAWKS!"
Absolutely concur, if you're just feeling sandy in the lower abdominal region, we all know how that feels.
Just like our preseason vaccinations, Jerheme, all you'll feel is a little prick!
ReplyDeleteUrban: AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! BEE STING!!!
ReplyDeleteTrufant: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.... Easy, now, easy, calm down.
Urban: AAAAAGGGHHH!!! IT STINGS!!!
Trufant: Shhhhh... It's gonna be ok, just calm down
Urban: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MOMMY!!!
Trufant: Shhhhh... My, what a lovely tattoo.
Urban: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! Its a kitty. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Trufant: Shhhhhh... Calm down, calm down... Do you have a kitty?
OK, I really need to stop typing now. What is going on in my head is not fit for print!
Posted by Bluefoot
Are there ever going to be any that don't beg for a song reference? I'm going to avoid it this time.
ReplyDeleteWe can't play leapfrog if you're standing up man, scrunch down. Man Urban, you suck at this game, where are you from anyway? Leapfrog is the shizzle in Tacompton.
Posted by JoSCh
Its all in the hips...Its all in the hips...
ReplyDeletePosted by adp
JoSCh - by all means, sing away!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
C'mon everyone...KONGA LINE!!!
ReplyDeleteTo "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" by the Righteous Brothers:
ReplyDeleteYou never close your thighs anymore when I touch your hips,
and your tentativeness bounces the ball off your fingertips.
Your trying hard not to blow it,
But (baby) you're the first to go and you know it.
We need your slot (we need your slot)
For a Defensive spot (for a defensive spot)
You've left the Seahawks reeling,
And your paycheck you seem to be stealing!
You've left the Seahawks reeling,
and our defense is Thin, Thin, Thin, Whoa Whao YEAH!
Bravo alba. The conga is the one I was aiming at, Lost that Lovin Feeling is McNabbulous (anybody else see that and laugh?)
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
It started inocently enough watching the back of a receiver flash past you. First in training camp, then at Kirkland. It came to a creshendo when a man named Smith torched us for over 100 yards and two (2) TD's. WE SUCKED LAST WEEKEND AND IF SOMETHING DOESN'T IMPROVE, the only "tru" thing we'll be looking at is 0-2. The niners and either the rams or the cards will be ahead of us at 1-1. Anyone else see this?
ReplyDeletePosted by SteelBlueLime
Already defeated, eh, SBL?
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
JC on a pogostick SBL, this is TWM on the street, not the PI forum. This post is for funny, not grumpy.
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
JC on a pogostick..
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! I've never heard that one before. What a lovely mental image. You're right though. This site is not about hatin' on the Hawks.
That's for either the PI or ST sites...where quite accurately, all teh contributors seem to be PIST about something!
Posted by alba
we have a sasquatch and a monkey...whats not to like???
ReplyDeletelol...
Posted by adp
Gents, I'm not here to hate on the Hawks; quite the opposite. I just think that we again were out-coached at the half. The halftime score had the Hawks over-coming two turnovers and some silly penalties. We must have just taken to the locker-room for shade and water. Jacksonville on the other hand knew the game was only half over and made significant adjustments to the O and the D, and came out expecting to win the 2nd half and consequently the Game. I just was/am extremely fustrated that this staff seems unable or unwilling to make half-time adjustments. (If it worked in the first, it'll work in the 2nd!) That's BULL! Which one of you alba, Josh, or Blue expected we would drop the opener and be looking at 0-2 while still forcasting only a 6-loss or less season. I think Holmy and his boys need some of the kool-aid Rusky's been handing out! Hell, it's not High-school football. Expect the other staff to make adjustments and have a clue! We got the Sh** blitzed out of us in the 2nd half and didn't seem to make any adjustments other than benching Shaun and blocking with Mack Strong. Watching the Falcon's on the sideline Monday, they all gathered with the coaches and viewed the pictures after every series and made adjustments accordingly. If we don't do a better job "coaching" during the game this weekend...we will be 0-2, nothing funny about that eh Josh!!
ReplyDeleteGO-HAWKS!
Posted by SteelBlueLime
"I just think that we again were out-coached at the half "
ReplyDeleteI completely agree.
"We must have just taken to the locker-room for shade and water."
That is funny.
"expected we would drop the opener and be looking at 0-2"
Not too surprised, I thought we were going to win Jax, but figured it would be close. Atl I wasn't sure about, we beat them up with personnel, but they have something (Mike Vick... bad ass D, my favorite coach maybe). Its just not that bad, I wish we would have won, we didn't, the season isn't over. Even if we lose to Atl, still not over.
"didn't seem to make any adjustments other than benching Shaun "
Thats the game there, IMO.
"If we don't do a better job "coaching" during the game this weekend...we will be 0-2, nothing funny about that eh Josh!!"
Agree, and its not funny, but its not the end of the world.
"GO-HAWKS!"
Absolutely concur, if you're just feeling sandy in the lower abdominal region, we all know how that feels.
Posted by JoSCh
In response to alba and my punishment.....
ReplyDeleteSee Jerheme the guy over there really does have 12 fingers. The exact number of steps from the roster to the door!
Posted by SteelBlueLime