Monday, September 12, 2005

Blue Seven's Lucky Bastard of the Week Award:Week the First

I'll make this one short and sour. I'm sure I'm not the only one who was nonplussed by yesterday's game. I'll also preface my bit about this week's award winner by saying that I am much more of a Hawks Renner-Approved Kool-Aid drinker type than a nattering nabob of negativity about our team. If you think I'm just lashing out blindly, well, you're entitled to that opinion. I've always prided myself on trying to see the positive in the Hawks. It's a quality that helps with being a Seahawks fan, I think.

That said, it's been kind of hard to love a Seahawks quarterback. Sure, there are players who have done some great things, racked up some killer stats, even been to a playoff game or 2. You know who they are. I used to have conniption fits at "Slippery" Dave Krieg (ruling champion of fumbleitis in the NFL, unless that title's been usurped by someone else)'s antics. Jon Kitna found ways to blow close games. Don't even get me started on Rick Mirer. It's been a loooong time since the Seahawks have had a truly kickass quarterback.

After Hasselbeck went to the Pro Bowl, it seemed as though he was the answer. I'll always admire the guy's heart for the "we want the ball and we're going to score!" statement. It seemed like a crucial part of the puzzle that is the Hawks franchise playoff hopes to lock the guy down to a long term contract.

Here we are, though, the day after another game that Matt managed to piss away with one dumbassed throw. It may be unfair to say that the blame rests on his shoulders when others didn't finish their jobs - Trufant, I'm talking to you - but I'm getting tired of seeing this type of thing happen. I'm rooting for you, Hasselbeck, but sack up and handle some goddamn business through all four quarters already.

Therefore, I'm bestowing the first Lucky Bastard of the Week award to Matt. Here is a man who signed a fat contract in the offseason, one that pays him in actual salary what Tom Freaking Brady makes. Not to mention a $16 MILLION signing bonus. That's 16, as in if you turn the numbers around you get 61, Hass' QB rating for yesterday's season opener. At this point, anyway, he's one lucky bastard to be getting so much for doing what he does.

7 comments:

  1. that was a clever post...its not a coincidence that nearly all Seahawk fans are on the same page...im not a curse-believer, but if there is such a thing, its the city of Seattle...we've been through way worse then Boston has, and we weren't even dubbed by the media as cursed, like Boston did (thats when all the fans started saying cursed and showed pain)

    it sucks...i do think it was Hass fault...one of his plays being taken away, and we could of won that game...BUT its the teams fault overall...just Hass was main culprit

    I also think Scobey didnt help by opening our season with a fumble...the media will have fun with that later if we dont damage this year (only fitting thats how they started...and its fitting how their season ended---referring to another painful memory that probably will be added to our collection)...Scobeys fumble set the tone for the game, and gave the Jaguars momentum and took away any momentum we had outta the lockerroom

    it seems like there is very few who seem to care about the game...and its the team's 12th man. They better win against Atlanta next week, another team i feel we are superior to. (sorry but i believe this team COULD COULD COULD FREAKING COULD be one of the top 2 teams in the NFC along with Minny/Carolina)...unfortunately they dont live up to their 'potential'

    that word has been thrown around too much...and its right next to 'rams' in our book of hated vocabulary

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  2. Killer post B7 (I think I'll call you Bingo!)

    Any post that can work the words nonplussed, Renner-Approved Kool-Aid drinker, and nattering nabob of negativity  all into the first paragraph is hall of fame caliber! You even threw in a conniption later on for good measure.

    You also forgot to mention that he gets to sit across the table from his sister-in-law  at Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas, which also is fuel to his Lucky Bastard status.

    That all being said, I'm a little foggy of what the picture of Ric Ocasek from the band The Cars has to do with this post??!! 

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  3. Hey, give Josh Scobey some slack. He didn't fumble the ball as much as a defender was lucky enough to lay his hat right on the somme-bitch and it popped out. The dude has some AWESOME return skills and we haven't seen that kind of yardage in awhile. And he WAS fighting for a few more feet when the unfortunate incident occured.

    However, to quote JoSCh...if he fumbles the opening kickoff again, we should cut him like a sandwich! 

    Posted by alba

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  4. Or is that Peter Wolf from the old J.Giles Band? 

    Posted by alba

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  5. relax alba...if, i dunno...Tracy White fumbled the opening kickoff, id be mad at him too lol

    fjdhfsdjkahahahahhSCREWKAZsdfgjklfsdgh 

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  6. LOL! 

    Posted by alba

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  7. WOW...I guessed right...and you're right about his definitely "marrying up". Kind of like Billy Bob Thornton and Billy Joel!

    However, the dude that has got to win the Lucky Bastard award is that diminutive groundskeeper Duc  who gets to make weekly picks on Seahawks.com with that gorgeous Seagal Anna! 

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