On a day, im sure this site will get overcrowded with topics, I just thought I would share that our favorite anaylst, Michael Irvin, has been arrested on drug charges.
Obviously this explains why he feels we are horrible, and keeps seeing Seahawks knocking Cowboys off their horses in his sleep...
Former Dallas Cowboys receiver and current ESPN studio analyst Michael Irvin was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia after police searched his vehicle during a traffic stop, Plano police said Sunday.
Thought I would get another smile after the crazy game that went our way...this night completely wipes out the fact that all the other teams I was hoping to lose, won...so laugh away
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!
ReplyDeleteMan, I was watching the ESPN pregame show and saying to myself, you got:
Chris Berman - a man who has dedicated his life to sports coverage and who once turned down a contract increase saying it was inapproporiate for him to make what he made covering sports, and have teachers have to scrape to make a living.
Tom Jackson: intelligent, well spoken jock-turned-announcer who was a killer on the football field.
Steve Young: super bowl winning, hall of fame quarterback from Brigham Young who not only accomplished the ultimate on the football field, but who earned is law degree during the off season.
Michael Irvin: loud mouthed, opinionated coke addict who was a marginal contributor to the Aikman/Emmett Cowgirl teams who parlayed personal relationships with PrimeTime and TO into a post football career.
Now which one does NOT belong???!!!
Posted by alba
lol
ReplyDeleteChris Berman: Fair
Tom Jackson: Patient
Steve Young: Complimentary
Michael Irvin: Go Away
There are some things in Michael's life money can't buy...its because Irvin writes checks his ass cant cash
OK here are my thoughts on thse guys
ReplyDeleteChris Berman: The guy is great. I think he is the best host on any NFL show. Didn't know about the contract situation but i respect him that much more because of it.
Tom Jackson: Guys cool doesn't bore ya but doesn't excite ya either
Steve Young: I think he's good. Gives good insight knows what he's sayin
Oh and theirs
Michael Irvin: Do they pay him to be a jackass or is he normally like that.He has no clue, he talks just for the sake of talking. He comes in at the beginning of the season and say the Seahawks are the most over rated team in the league, other than the fact that no one gives us any respect or recognition. Then he keeps talking about how bad we are. Shut up hust shut up.
Now i don't know what paraphernalia is but it must be close to crack because this guy is definatley on that good stuff, maybe he'll get fired, or they will make him talk about how great the Hawks are in order to keep his job.
Posted by o-meezy
paraphernalia is like crack/heroin/marijuana debris...like piece of the drug, that was left behind (think crumbs from a potato chip)
ReplyDeletewow...that was hard to explain then I thought!
Posted by adp
ADP - I beg to differ. Paraphernalia is drug related equipment, like roach clips, bongs, pipes, rolling paper, baseball bats, etc.
ReplyDeleteErrr, or so I've been TOLD!!!
Posted by alba
well both, actually...
ReplyDeleteneedles is probably the best example...im thinking 'residue' aint I???
oh well...
Posted by adp
par·a·pher·na·lia ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-fr-nly, -f-nly)
ReplyDeletepl.n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
Personal belongings.
The articles used in a particular activity; equipment: a photographer's paraphernalia. See Synonyms at equipment.
A married woman's personal property exclusive of her dowry, according to common law.
It's the equipment, not the drug. God I hope he loses his job...
Baseball bats? I don't know what your doing, but count me in!
Posted by JoSCh
BASEBALL BATS (n) slang term for "one hitters"
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Or so you're told...
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
I've said it all along it had ot be drugs. It couldn't have been from watching the games or from actually studying the NFL that Irvin decided that we have NO CHANCE to get to the superbowl as he has repeatedly said.
ReplyDeleteHis role in The Longest Yard may give him some much needed insight on "life on the inside"!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
lol thats pretty good alba...
ReplyDeletebtw skimmers...i corrected myself earlier on the definition of paraphenilia by saying 'im thinking residue...aint I?'...i caught my mistake...before you guys discussed its definition...:)
Posted by adp
Actually you said "well both, actually... needles is probably the best example...im thinking 'residue' aint I??? ", which is wrong, it's not both, actually. I wouldn't normally care to correct, but you called me a skimmer! My mother called me a skimmer once... ONCE!
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
as long as you don't say *OUR* paraphrenalia, or *WE* gotta do something about this residue, unless of course you're a member of the Irvin family or the 1986 Mets!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
lol i was talking to the majority that was discussing examples of it...
ReplyDeletei realized i posted 'well both'..but during that post i corrected myself...guess i forgot to delete that before i posted it
no worries...i just didnt want people to think i dont have common knowledge! : )
Posted by adp
ADP - just put the paraphrenalia DOWN before posting and you'll probably have better luck getting your point across!!!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
thanks for the definition guys
ReplyDeletePosted by o-meezy
hahahaha
ReplyDeleteits better then your wife using her paraphenalia (vibrator) to please herself instead of using you!
score one for ADP...
Posted by adp
Touche'
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
alba tried to use the vibrator, but it hurt his teeth.
ReplyDeletePosted by Anonymous
hahahaha
ReplyDeletePosted by adp
Check out these two things:
ReplyDelete1. Irvin gave conflicting reports, saying it was his brother's marijuana pipe to the cops, after he told the press it was a friend who has a drug problem, that he knew for 17 years
2. He declined to name the friend to the AP, but said it was someone he's known for 17 years. Irvin is the third-youngest of 17 children. He's 39 and his youngest sibling is around 30.
Thats a lot of freaking children
Posted by adp
Irvin to the cops:
ReplyDelete"yea, yea, that's it! It's my "friends" crack pipe . I was going to throw it away but...ahhhhh...people go through my trash! Yea, yea, that's it.
Irvin to Lazy Eye Buhya:
(Paraphrazing here)...I plan to do whatever it takes to clear my name on this because I am innocent. (Except to volunteer for a immediate drug test on national TV.)
Posted by bokonon