REF: "You see little boy, first we made mistakes on the bad TD calls, then we made a mistake admitting it to Coach Holmgren. This made our bosses VERY ANGRY, so now we have to publicly disrespect a future Hall of Fame coach in order to try to save face for the league, and keep our cush weekend warrior jobs. Isn't this a great country?"
See, YOUR team plays waaaaaaay up here in the upper northwest corner of the country, where there's nothing but grunge rockers, tree huggers and Canada.
The Giants on the other hand play over HERE in New York, the Mesopotamia of the free world, where everyone thinks everyone else in the world wants to live, and dress like, and eat like, and be like.
So it would be wrong to allow a team like YOURS to win a game over a team like OURS...errr...I mean the Giants.
An NFL official practices his begging techniques on a young Seattle fan. Due to the level of controversy from Sunday's game, this particualr crew is expected to live off of Alpo for the next three years.
SEAHAWK FAN: "Say it ain't so ref??!!"
ReplyDeleteREF: "You see little boy, first we made mistakes on the bad TD calls, then we made a mistake admitting it to Coach Holmgren. This made our bosses VERY ANGRY, so now we have to publicly disrespect a future Hall of Fame coach in order to try to save face for the league, and keep our cush weekend warrior jobs. Isn't this a great country?"
Posted by alba
Do you like geography little boy.
ReplyDeleteSee, YOUR team plays waaaaaaay up here in the upper northwest corner of the country, where there's nothing but grunge rockers, tree huggers and Canada.
The Giants on the other hand play over HERE in New York, the Mesopotamia of the free world, where everyone thinks everyone else in the world wants to live, and dress like, and eat like, and be like.
So it would be wrong to allow a team like YOURS to win a game over a team like OURS...errr...I mean the Giants.
Posted by alba
Timmy, would you like to blow my whistle? Why don't you take your shirt off and I can give you Giant's jersey?
ReplyDeletePosted by bokonon
(from the movie Airplane!)
ReplyDelete"Do you like Gladiator movies Joey?"
Posted by alba
"....and then we call a touchdown! So little Timmy, THAT is where babies come from."
ReplyDeletePosted by maomatt
An NFL official practices his begging techniques on a young Seattle fan. Due to the level of controversy from Sunday's game, this particualr crew is expected to live off of Alpo for the next three years.
ReplyDeleteHowed you guys get a picture of Tagliabue talking to a ref? And were did Paul get that cool jersey?
ReplyDeletePosted by Mike K.
Hello Timmy, say have you ever watched the movie Spartacus?
ReplyDelete(It's an Airplane joke, you might not get it)
Monkey, nice paraphrase, but read about the 4th previous post and you'll see the Airplane line verbatim.
ReplyDelete"Joey, Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Posted by alba