"It would seem that I, like my beloved Lambs, have vomited in my very own mouth. 5 week old vomitous crow tastes particularly bad with fresh crow, although you can always add this to the mix to dull the pain..."
Cameras at the Seahawks-Rams game uncover irrefutable evidence that Jabba the Hut did indeed tag Princess Leia when he had her bikini clad and in chains, thus producing the alien-life form pictured here.
Ram fan Myron Torkleson demonstrates his new invention, that allows him to simultaneously demonstrate his support for his beloved Rams and listen to the Missouri broadcast of the game on Sattelite radio.
What?! I just HAVE to use this hat now to cover up the "Rams rulz!" tattoo that I made on the top of my head.
ReplyDeletePosted by Outside Contain
Man, at least Tim from Monty Python could make things explode. All I get are rejections from the girls in Pioneer Square!
ReplyDeleteMy friendssss all told me thissss wassss a great way to pick up guyssss in St. Louissss. I'm ssssoooo baaaaad.
ReplyDeleteI was always horny watching the Rams on tv until I saw them in person.
ReplyDeletePosted by adp
"It would seem that I, like my beloved Lambs, have vomited in my very own mouth. 5 week old vomitous crow tastes particularly bad with fresh crow, although you can always add this to the mix to dull the pain..."
ReplyDeletePosted by JoSCh
Cameras at the Seahawks-Rams game uncover irrefutable evidence that Jabba the Hut did indeed tag Princess Leia when he had her bikini clad and in chains, thus producing the alien-life form pictured here.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Since they won't answer calls from his cellphone, Martz is forced to sneak into the game...
ReplyDeletePosted by bokonon
Ram fan Myron Torkleson demonstrates his new invention, that allows him to simultaneously demonstrate his support for his beloved Rams and listen to the Missouri broadcast of the game on Sattelite radio.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
"I'll get you next time, Flash Gordon!"
ReplyDeletePosted by jason
What? This isn't a Star Wars convention?
ReplyDeletePosted by Mobius Dick
"I'll get you next time, Flash Gordon!"
ReplyDeletePosted by jason
Maybe if I stand very still those goats won't gang rape me again.
ReplyDeletePosted by Mobius Dick
Maybe if I stand very still those goats WILL gang rape me again!!!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
May the force be with you.
ReplyDeletePosted by boogietime
Hey guys. Look, I am a part of the Gonorrhea Squad and I'm horny!!!
ReplyDeletePosted by bballtoughd
I'm the 'real' Ron Mexico .
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
Mom's going to be really mad when she figures out that I stapled *our* sex toys to her shower cap.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's time to reevaluate my life-choices?
ReplyDeletePosted by Mobius Dick