Forgetting that his rather conspicuous blue and gold "Ram-mobile" would probably give him away, Rams coach Mike Martz attempts to hide under a sheet and subliminably pass in offensive plays to interrim coach (and local porn legend) Joe Vitt.
"Here is where we stopped for the night at a Wal-MArt parking lot on the way to the Grand Canyon in the summer of '01.
"You can't see Kurt in the in the picture, but he and Mikey are making my bed for the night. Those idiots could never fold the corners right. I was so pissed at them, it was either they went inside and got me a Toblerone or they slept out on the asphalt that night. I mean, really, how hard is it to fold some $&#@ing sheets?
"You know what it is - they just don't appreciate me. If they appreciated me I wouldn't have to tell them how to do every little @&$#ing thing. I swear, they don't realize how much I spoil them. If it weren't for me, they would wither up and die."
Based off of recent test scores, the state of Missouri i proud to say that all children will ride to school in the short bus.
ReplyDeleteForgetting that his rather conspicuous blue and gold "Ram-mobile" would probably give him away, Rams coach Mike Martz attempts to hide under a sheet and subliminably pass in offensive plays to interrim coach (and local porn legend) Joe Vitt.
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"Here is where we stopped for the night at a Wal-MArt parking lot on the way to the Grand Canyon in the summer of '01.
ReplyDelete"You can't see Kurt in the in the picture, but he and Mikey are making my bed for the night. Those idiots could never fold the corners right. I was so pissed at them, it was either they went inside and got me a Toblerone or they slept out on the asphalt that night. I mean, really, how hard is it to fold some $&#@ing sheets?
"You know what it is - they just don't appreciate me. If they appreciated me I wouldn't have to tell them how to do every little @&$#ing thing. I swear, they don't realize how much I spoil them. If it weren't for me, they would wither up and die."
-Bluefoot
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