Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Top 10 Reasons to Hate the Rams!



No need to limit it to 10, so feel free to post one, 10, or as many reasons as you can come up with!

15 comments:

  1. * Because Mike Martz looks like Mrs. Doubtfire
    * Because Tory "Big Lame" Holt looks like an alien
    * Because Kyle Turley threatened to kill his coach
    * Because of that obnoxious dude named Randall on the PI forum 

    Posted by alba

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  2. Because Georgia Frontier picked out the new Super Bowl winning rings before the Rams played New England in the Super Bowl.

    Because Kurt Warner said just before the Super Bowl (loss to N.E.) that he wasn't going to win only 3-4 Super Bowls like Bradshaw,Montana, and Aikman he was going to win 5 or 6. 

    Posted by Shrek

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  3. *Because there are better looking chicks out there

    *Thanks to them, deodorant was invented

    *Cause their wives feel like sand paper

    *Torry Holt looks like the scarecrow from Wizard Of Oz, While Bulger looks like the retarded lion

    *Their jerseys look like something only Boy George could come up with

    *When on their knees, they use teeth

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  4. Because they wear a new type of perfume, when they wear it the other team scores....

    Oh wait, I guess thats a reason to like them 

    Posted by gumbostu

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  5. *The Special Ed Dome has no life to it at all.

    *Their fans are spoiled, having two Super Bowl teams in 10 seasons of existance in STL.

    *Because everyone will cal Shaun Alexander soft for going out of bounds, yet nobody says the same thing about Torri Holt. Somebodsy needs to tell him that sliding is for qb's.

    *All their fans are really Bears and Chiefs fans, they just won't admit it.

    *Despite the two fan bases that Rams fans are actually from, two of the more knowlegable fan bases in the league I would say, Rams fans continue to have little knowlege about the game.

    *Knowlege period, actually.

    *Shaun McDonald. (Interesting note: Rams fans have forgotten what he did against us last year. Fine by me.)

    *The Mike Martz enigma: everyone knows he can't coach, yet his teams win.

    *Joe Vitt looks like an extra in a porn film.

    *Really, this could go on for a long, long time. I'll leave it at this.

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  6. Do you really need a reason? I just hate them, and frankly the state and pretty much the whole mid-west. We should flood it and stock it with fish, do some water skiiing, make it worthwhile. If I must have a reason, a legitimate reason, its Joe Vitt. Kenny Easley punched him in the face... there's a reason. Also because he apparently purchased "Coaching for Dummies", and figured that running the ball can be effective. I knew Martz getting sick was bad. 

    Posted by JoSCh

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  7. I would rather give top ten reasons to like the Rams, so here goes.
    10. Kyle Turley is hurt
    9. They are a terrific defensive line farm system for the Seahawks.
    8. Their Tight End's ends are tight.
    7. They are really really old, and hey, who doesn't like grumpy old men, they are so cute.
    6. Tory Holt looks like E.T. (I loved E.T. it made me cry) Eellliiiottt. phone home.
    5. The horns on their helmets look like Princess Leia's hairdo. *jedi mind trick* Princess Leia wasn't THAT hot in her bikini.
    4. They are so bad against the run, even Wilford Brimley thinks he has a shot at playing RB against them. (Wilford Brimley needs to feel good about himself too you know!)
    3. The players are so ugly, they will never have a problem with a boat sex party.
    2. Because monkey likes the Seahawks.
    1. Because monkey likes the Seahawks! GO RAMS!! WOOT!

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  8. Aww, man I have a faint memory of that - When and where did Easley punch Vitt? 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  9. BRAVO, MONSTER!!!

    [standing, clapping]

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  10. That's the kind of creatively funny David Letterman type of top 10 list posts I was looking for.

    You go girl! 

    Posted by alba

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  11. 10. They enabled Brenda Warner to rise from the depths of hell and walk the earth

    9. Counting on other teams to "fold" isn't a "strategy", or the sign of a "good" team

    8. The claim that Torry Holt in any other system would be just as good

    7. First they believe they invented the passing game, now they believe they invented the running game

    6. Their fans' habit of calling a 21 point loss a "close" game

    5. They cop an attitude after loosing to SF...SF people

    4. Their failure to admit that Geogria Fontier and Mike Martz are one in the same person

    3. Their new helmet design looks nothing like a cardinal

    2. The team's policy of "3 vehicular manslaughters and you're out" seems a bit lax.

    1. Their constant misuse of the word "dynasty"
     

    Posted by bokonon

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  12. Again,

    BRAVO!!!!

    [whistling, clapping] 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  13. 10. St. Losers' principal employers make cheap dog food and cheaper beer. At least they can make 'stew' between paychecks.

    9. Talking football with their fans invariably ends with them saying, "you suck".

    8. They get their own forum shut down (see the Rams' official web site) because they can't even get along with their own kind.

    7. They think they are the 'real' 2004 NFC West division champs.

    6. Earlier this season, they ran a reverse inside the opponent's 10 yard line. (Really!)

    5. Their seasoning for ribs tastes like pepper, dirt, and dog crap.

    4. They think they are the same team they were five years ago, minus Brendazeebub.

    3. The stadium, the Ed Jones Dome, also serves as their public library. You can tell because it is quiet, and it is full of books that the average Missourian can read.

    2. The St. Loser arch doesn't do ANYTHING. You can't even heat up a burrito with it. And the "Arch View Cafe" is on the GROUND.

    1. The "Gateway to the West"? In other words, it's the where everybody stopped to take a crap on the way to San Fran.

    BONUS: One of their fans trolled the blog using my handle last season.

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  14. I miss "bluefoot". "The St. Loser arch doesn't do ANYTHING. You can't even heat up a burrito with it. ", going to the quote bucket with that one... 

    Posted by JoSCh

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  15. damn I love this place LOL 

    Posted by hawkcrazyt

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